August 24, 1958 -
Steve Guttenberg, actor, comedian and Dancing with the Stars loser, was born on this date.
The youth of America want to know, "Is there any reason to release a Police Academy 8?"
I just watched Ashes of Time Redux the other night at enjoyed it immensely. I found these two shorts by Wong Kar-wai that you might enjoy:
Yes, even commercials can aspire for something more.
It is believed that the original potato chip recipe was created by chef George Crum, at Moon's Lake House near Saratoga Springs, New York, on August 24, 1853.
He was fed up with a customer (the popular myth wrongly identifies him as Cornelius Vanderbilt) who continued to send his fried potatoes back, claiming that they were too thick and soggy. Crum decided to slice the potatoes so thin that they couldn't be eaten with a fork, nor fried normally in a pan, so he decided to stir-fry the potato slices. Against Crum's expectation, the guest was ecstatic about the new chips. They became a regular item on the lodge's menu under the name "Saratoga Chips." They soon became popular throughout New York and New England.
You don't want to know how Crum got the vinegar flavor for that damn chip.
Here's your Today in History:
August 24 79 –
The entire city of Pompeii was fired by Mount Vesuvius. Vesuvius, ever the vengeful volcano god buried that happening spot by the sea, Pompeii, apparently to punish the debauchery that made the town famous. Tens of thousands of people perished only to have plaster casts made centuries later of the hollows their bodies once occupied.
Once again, this is what happens when a city goes on the cheap and starts scarifying any old whore rather than a proper virgin.
August 24 410 –
In what was possibly the largest layoff in history, all of Rome was sacked (again).
August 24 1572 -
Troops loyal to the French crown alongside Catholic civilians massacre the Protestant Huguenots of Paris, estimates range between 20,000 and 100,000 deaths. At news of this carnage of this St. Bartholomew's Day Massacre, a gleeful Pope Gregory XIII ordered celebrations and a medal to be struck.
Sometimes, you just have to be embarrassed to be a Catholic.
August 24, 1814 -
The White House and other public buildings in the District of Columbia are torched by the British.
The President's wife, Dolley Madison and Paul Jennings, her husband's enslaved manservant, are torn away from Mrs. Madison's ice cream and candy making duties to save a couple of chairs
and an unfinished portrait of some dead Virginian Slave holder, Masonite and dope smoker.
August 24, 1958 -
Red China commences the shelling of the islands of Quemoy and Matsu, which hold one-third of Chiang Kai Shek's troops. The United States threatens nuclear retaliation for this, but the American people do not support the stance. A very strange compromise is worked out, permitting China to shell the islands on odd dates and Chiang Kai Shek's troops to resupply the islands on even dates.
August 24, 1968 –
France explodes its first hydrogen bomb, thus becoming the world's fifth nuclear power.
The Germans break out in an ever slight sweat. (The 1998 film Godzilla uses this particular test as the basis for the monster Godzilla, an infant green iguana mutated by the fallout from the blast.)
Another reason to hate the French.
August 24 1989 -
Pete Rose is suspended from baseball for life for gambling
Remember, Pete just gambled, he didn't take any damn steroids.
And So It Goes.