As some of you know, Mr. Teeny, our alcoholic, cigar smoking, gun toting monkey watches our apartment when we go on vacation, especially during the summer. We don't normally take Mr. Teeny with us during the summer because he hates the heat. Here's a video of him from his last winter vacation in St. Petersburg.
Mr. Teeny is a poker buddy of President Putin (they both used to work for the KGB but don't ask, he doesn't like to talk about it.)
Today is National Cheese Pizza Day
Please control yourselves - they will deliver the damn pizzas.
September 5th is Be Late For Something Day, so forget the calendar and leave the watch at home and be late for something.
Remember that things can go on without you, and maybe it’s not all quite as important as you thought; after all, you need some ‘me time’!
September 5, 1916 -
D. W. Griffith classic silent-film masterpiece, Intolerance: Love's Struggle Through the Ages, premiered on this date.
During filming of the battle sequences, many of the extras got so into their characters that they caused real injury to each other. At the end of one shooting day, a total of sixty injuries were treated at the production's hospital tent.
September 5, 1927 -
Walt Disney's Trolley Troubles, first appearance of Oswald the Lucky Rabbit cartoons, premiered on this date.
Walt Disney and Ub Iwerks worked for Universal Pictures on this cartoon. Universal showed their appreciation for the two for making Oswald a star by threatening to cut their salaries. As a result, the two walked...and soon created Mickey Mouse and the rest is history.
September 5, 1946 -
Farrokh Bulsara, British musician, singer and songwriter, was born on this date.
Freddie Mercury has been called one of Rock's greatest performers of all time.
Today in History:
September 5, 1638 -
King Louis XIV of France was born on this date.
Like Elizabeth I in England, Louis inherited a struggling kingdom and built it into a major power. Unlike Elizabeth, Louis did not remain a virgin. On the contrary, he produced so many little bastards that he came to be known as the "Son King," which led him to conclude famously L'etat, c'est moi. ("Kid, I'm your father.")
September 5, 1698 -
Russian Tsar Peter the Great imposed the first millionaire's tax when he began taxing beards on this date.
September 5, 1877 -
The great Sioux Chief Crazy Horse, a cousin of Kicking Bear, was fatally bayoneted at age 36 by a soldier at Fort Robinson, Nebraska, on this date.
His final resting place remains unknown.
September 5, 1921 -
Undiscovered actress Virginia Rappe somehow ruptures her bladder during actor-comedian Fatty Arbuckle's party at the Saint Francis Hotel in San Francisco, on this date.
Three days later, the feverish woman is checked into a maternity hospital, where she dies from peritonitis. Arbuckle is tried for her murder but ultimately acquitted of any wrongdoing by a jury, his brilliant film acting career is destroyed. He had been one of the most popular (and highest-paid) film comedians of the silent era, second only to Chaplin.
September 5, 1972 -
Five Palestinians armed with machine guns sneak into the Olympic Village in Munich. There they take nine Israeli athletes hostage, killing two others in the process.
Later, they demand safe passage out of the country and the release of 200 Palestinians from prison in Israel. Ultimately, none of the athletes makes it out alive.
September 5, 1975 -
Manson Family member Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme almost assassinates President Gerald Ford with a .45 automatic in Sacramento, California.
But Fromme was tackled by a Secret Service agent before she can remember to rack a round into the firing chamber.
September 5, 1990 -
In his testimony before the U.S. Senate Judiciary Committee, LAPD chief Daryl Gates opined: "Casual drug users should be taken out and shot."
September 5, 1991 -
Disgraced children's television star Pee-wee Herman returns to the public eye for the first time after his masturbation arrest, appearing on the MTV Video Music Awards.
He opens with the line: "Heard any good jokes lately?"
September 5, 1997 -
I know God won't give me anything I can't handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much.
Nobel Peace Prize winner Mother Teresa, born Agnes Gonxhe Bojaxhiu, died at 87 after a heart attack on this date.
September 5, 2003 -
It wasn't so happy at the happiest place in the world on this date, when Marcelo Torres, 22, was killed and 10 others injured when the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad coaster, at Disneyland, jumps the tracks in Frontierland.
Did they get their money back?
And so it goes.
Before I let you go - put down your cocktail, here are the isolated tracks of the Beatles harmonizing on some of the Abbey Road tracks
That was close to perfection.