Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Just in case you don't understand the Health Care bill overhaul

Brian Williams is here to explain it all to you

Brian will be appearing on NBC all week long (try the veal and please remember to tip your waitress.)

I saw a great clip on Youtube called Forbidden Images — a collection of “scandalous scenes” from silent-era films, censored under threat of arrest.

Please try not to become inflamed with desire.

Today in History:
March 30, 315 -
The Donation of Constantine grants to the See of Rome dominion over all earthly thrones of Europe, a document made by the Roman Emperor Constantine I after his conversion to Christianity in return for being cured from leprosy (it was the least he could do after avoiding his nose falling off his face).

But in 1440, anachronisms in the document prove that it was really a fraud written around 752 AD, during the reign of and under orders of Pope Stephen II and the Frankish king Charlemagne (more about him later).

March 30 1282 -
After vespers on Easter Monday, a French sergeant named Drouet touches the breast of a young Sicilian bride, causing an outrage that precipitated the slaughter of perhaps 2,000 Frenchmen living and ruling over Sicily.

Lesson here: don't cop a feel of someone else wife after church, especially if they're Sicilian. One of Giuseppe Verdi's most musically acclaimed operas, Les VĂªpres Siciliennes is based on this conflict.

March 30, 1840-
George Bryan Beau Brummell, English dandy and former favorite of the prince regent, died of syphilis in a French lunatic asylum for paupers (I hate when that happens.)

I have no talents other than to dress; my genius is in the wearing of clothes - Beau Brummell.

On March 30, 1853, Vincent Van Gogh was born. Exactly 134 years later to the very day, his painting "Sunflowers" sold for $39.7 million.

Van Gogh’s life was full of such eary coincidences.

March 30, 1863 -
OK kids, it's your favorite topic - life among the those wacky imbred royals.

Danish prince Wilhelm Georg is chosen as King George of Greece. King George I is the grandfather of Prince Philip, yes that gadabout greek sailor who lives in London. Kids, now follow this: Philip and his lovely wife Elizabeth are second cousins once removed: they are both descended from Christian IX of Denmark - Elizabeth II is a great-great-granddaughter through her paternal great-grandmother Alexandra of Denmark, and the Duke is a great-grandson through his paternal grandfather George I of Greece.

As well as second cousins once removed, the couple are also third cousins: they share Queen Victoria as a great-great-grandmother. Elizabeth's great-grandfather was Edward VII, while Edward's sister Alice, Grand Duchess of Hesse and by Rhine was the Duke's great-grandmother. This was probably painfully obvious to them on their wedding day as everyone assembled to witness their wedding was related to one another.

So goes love amongst the royals and hillbillies.

On March 30, 1870, the U.S. Congress readmitted . Texas is the only state in the Union whose name is an anagram for taxes. Texas had been naughty and seceded in 1861, but they said they were sorry and promised never to do it again.

Congress didn’t think they really meant it, but let them back in anyway, after making Texas write "I will not secede from the union" 500 times.Conclude this paragraph with the Texaphobic slur or Texaphiliac slogan of your choice.

March 30, 1909 -
...The city seen from the Queensboro Bridge, is always the city seen for the first time, in its first wild promise of all the mystery and the beauty in the world.... - F Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

The Queensboro Bridge, the first double decker bridge, opened and linked the New York boroughs of Manhattan and Queens.

The Simon & Garfunkel song Feelin' Groovy uses the bridge as its namesake

March 30, 1964 -
What gameshow has been on the air since this date? Pens down.

Merv Griffin's game show Jeopardy! makes its debut on television. He sold the rights for the show to Coca-Cola for $250 million in 1986. The show was hosted by Art Fleming until 1975. It resurfaced in syndication in 1984 with Alex Trebek as host.

March 30, 1968 -
Two children in the Bowery come across the body of a homeless drug addict later identified as Bobby Driscoll, 31, the voice of Disney's Peter Pan.

So I guess he really wouldn't grow up.

March 30, 1981 -
While President Reagan undergoes surgery for a life-threatening gunshot wound, Secretary of State Alexander Haig announces to the press: "As of now, I am in control here, in the White House, pending return of the Vice President."

As bloodless coups go, it was a brilliant though short-lived one.

And so it goes

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