What girl - Jeff's trapped in a mine; fell into a well; considering early withdrawal of his principle from an IRA; discovered the Trump candidancy is an elaborate canard being perpetrated by Mr. Trump to start a media organization ...
Although it has been the subject of many spoofs and misquotes, the one situation that Timmy never needed saving from in the entire history of the show was falling down a well.
September 12, 1955 -
Another of Orson Welles' great Shakespearean films, Othello, finally opened in New York City on this date.
To pay the bills on this film, which took three years to make, Orson Welles took supporting roles in several films, one of which was The Black Rose in 1950. During the filming of this, he greatly annoyed director Henry Hathaway by borrowing various costumes and cameras for use on Othello. Hathaway complained to his boss Darryl F. Zanuck about this, but the latter, a friend of Welles', just laughed it off.
September 12, 1958 -
The ultimate drive-in movie, The Blob, premiered on this date.
The strange movie being shown in the theatre was not a phony created for this film. It was an actual movie originally released as Dementia. The scenes shown are from the re-cut version titled Daughter of Horror which had narration added. The voice doing the narration is that of Ed McMahon.
September 12, 1959 -
That's why we call it Bonanza...Bonanza...Bonanza...
Bonanza, the first US television series to be broadcast in color, premiered on NBC-TV on this date.
Most viewers have only heard the famous theme song by Jay Livingston and Ray Evans played as an instrumental. The theme song actually had lyrics and there is footage of the lead actors singing those lyrics. Lorne Greene, Dan Blocker and Michael Landon sang a lyric version of this famous instrumental theme for the pilot, but it never aired.
Johnny Cash recorded his own version of the theme song.
September 12, 1966 -
CBS-TV premiered Family Affair on this date.
Producer Don Fedderson insisted that the character of Buffy remain perpetually six years old, even as Anissa Jones, the actress playing her, grew into her teens; in promotional appearances Jones was still required to bind her chest and carry the Mrs. Beasley doll.
(come on you want to sing it: Buffy, Buffy come back to me ...)
September 12, 1966 -
NBC television premiered The Monkees, a sitcom about four guys in a rock band on this date.
Of the four Monkees, only Peter Tork and Micky Dolenz participated in all 58 episodes. Davy Jones was written out of an episode so he could attend his sister's wedding in England; Michael Nesmith was written out of three episodes; one while he recovered from a tonsillectomy, one when his son Jonathan was born, and one to make a family trip home to Texas.
September 12, 1972 -
Another spin-off from the All In The Family Series, Maude premiered on CBS-TV on this date.
Before Bea Arthur would accept her lead role, she guest-starred on a couple of episodes of All in the Family, only because Lear strongly insisted she do it, despite her hatred of flying. She agreed at the very last minute to take the role for a few episodes, which led to her starring role.
September 12, 1978 -
Taxi started looking for fares on this date.
The series was inspired by a 1975 article in New York magazine titled "Night-Shifting for the Hip Fleet" by Mark Jacobson. James L. Brooks and David Davis read the article which was about several drivers who worked the night shift for a New York cab company.
September 12, 1986 -
Captain EO, starring Michael Jackson and directed by Francis Ford Coppola, made its gala premiere at Disneyland in Anaheim, CA and at Disney's Epcot Center in Orlando, FL on this date.
At a cost of about one million dollars per minute of film, this was, minute for minute, the most expensive motion picture of all time.
Today in History -
September 12, 490 B.C. -
It looked like it was going to be a pretty bleak day for Western Civilization. The Greeks, who were not yet Ancient or Classical, were facing a massive invasion of Persians. Persia was not yet part of the Axis of Evil, but was pretty nasty just the same. They had more soldiers than the Greeks, better cavalry, and better weapons. (They did not have ouzo, moussaka or the mastery of sodomy however; it may have been envy of those quintessentially Greek achievements that drove them to invade.)
Despite his strong defensive footing, entrenched in the hilly terrain of Marathon, Uncle Milti was afraid that the superior numbers of the Persians would allow them to fight through the Greek defenses and destroy Western Civilization. In order to prevent this, he launched an offensive.
It caught the Persians off guard, driving them off the land, into their ships, and back to Persia.
This was the Battle of Marathon, at which Western Civilization was saved for the first time - ensuring a future for diet cola, fat-free potato chips, and pay-per-view sports. (The Battle of Marathon is not related to the Marathon Bar or Marathon Man, but neither of them could have come about without it.)
Here is a special note to the strange people who run marathons. After winning this battle, a runner, the soldier Pheidippides, was send back to Athens to announce the victory.
At the 1908 Olympic Games in London, the marathon distance was changed to 26 miles to cover the ground from Windsor Castle to White City stadium, with 385 yards added on so the race could finish in front of King Edward VII's royal box. After 16 years of extremely heated discussion, this 26.2 mile distance was established at the 1924 Olympics in Paris as the official marathon distance.
Remember all this, the next time you run a race.
September 12, 1609 -
The explorer Henry Hudson sailed up the river which eventually came to be called the Hudson River, on this date. He was on an expedition for the Dutch East India Company, trying to find a passage to Asia - the Northwest Passage. This was back when Europeans believed that North America was a rather small land mass, and if they could just find a way through it, they could get to the Asian markets. The Dutch were not great masterminds it appears.
Henry Hudson sailed up the river, anchoring his ship at what is now West 42nd Street and the Hudson. He was hoping to get tickets to see Hamilton or at least Fiddler on the Roof before it closed. When he discovered that he was at least 350 years too earlier and that the only tickets available were the all - Native American version of Uncle Vanya, he immediately got back on his boat and went up as far as the site of modern day Albany, turned around, and went back to Amsterdam.
September 12, 1878 -
The magnificent phallic symbol Cleopatra's Needle was erected in London on the bank of the Thames on this date. It doesn't really have anything to do with Cleopatra.
The obelisk has a twin in New York's Central Park, also named Cleopatra's Needle.
It has nothing to do with Cleopatra, either.
There's one in Paris. It's not the twin of either the London or New York one (that would have made it a triplet) and it has nothing to do with Cleopatra either.
September 12, 1959 -
While Americans were home watching Bonanza on this date, the Soviet Union launched Lunik II toward the Moon aboard a Luna 8K72 carrier rocket. It was the first man-made object to reach the moon from Earth.
It was the Soviet's second attempt to launch a rocket to the moon and the first successful attempt when it landed two days later. It's data-collecting mission lasted 33.5 hours.
September 12, 1977 -
The body of Steven Biko was discovered on the floor of a jail cell in Pretoria on this date. The South African civil rights activist had been beaten and tortured six days earlier, during an interrogation in Port Elizabeth.
Police officials claim that Biko probably suffered the fatal injuries when he "fell out of bed."
September 12, 1994 -
After a night of boozing and smoking crack, Frank Corder stole a Cessna P150 and crashed it into the south lawn of the White House on this date.
The wreckage tumbles over a tree and a hedge before coming to rest against the West Wing of the Executive Mansion. Corder's flamboyant suicide attack never actually imperiled President Clinton's life, since the First Family was sleeping elsewhere at the time.
There is no truth to the rumor that Newt Gingrich bought Frank the boozes and the crack.
And so it goes.
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