Do good. Be nice. Order pizza. Repeat.

Although it may seem like a cruel holiday to celebrate this time of year, September 5th is Be Late For Something Day. So forget the calendar and be late for something, except school.



Remember that things can go on without you, and maybe it’s not all quite as important as you thought.


Today is also National Cheese Pizza Day.



While you do not have to don tight fitting polyester pants and strut down 86th Street in Bensonhurst to celebrate, please remember that you have to fold your pizza in half to eat it, and for god's sake, don't use a fork and a knife.


September 5, 1916 -
D. W. Griffith classic silent-film masterpiece, Intolerance: Love's Struggle Throughout the Ages, premiered on this date.



The Babylonian orgy sequence alone cost $200,000 when it was shot. That's nearly twice the overall budget of The Birth of a Nation, another D.W. Griffith film and, at the time, the record holder for most expensive picture ever made.


September 5, 1927 -
Walt Disney's Trolley Troubles, first appearance of Oswald the Lucky Rabbit cartoons, premiered on this date.



Walt Disney and Ub Iwerks worked for Universal Pictures on this cartoon. Universal showed their appreciation for the two for making Oswald a star by threatening to cut their salaries. As a result, the two walked...and soon created Mickey Mouse and the rest is history.


September 5, 1942 -
The Merrie Melodies short, Fox Pop, directed by Chuck Jones, was released on this date.



The Sterling Silver Fox Farm farmer has a French-accented voice similar to that of Chuck Jones' famous creation Pepé Le Pew, who would debut later in 1945.


September 5, 1953 -
The Looney Tunes short, A Street Cat Named Sylvester, directed by Friz Freleng and starring Tweenty Bird and Sylvester the Cat, was released on this date.



The premise of this cartoon is very reminiscent to that of Hiss and Make Up which Friz Freleng directed ten years earlier, as both cartoons center on Granny dealing with a feuding cat and dog as her house pets, with a yellow canary caught in the middle, as well as both cartoons being set in a suburban home in a snowy winter as well.


September 5, 1959 -
The Merrie Melodies short, Bonanza Bunny, directed by Bob McKimson, and starring Bugs Bunny, was released on this date.



Blacque Jacques Shellacque was wanted for claim jumping, pogo sticking, and square dance calling, according to the poster. Pogo sticks were a popular postwar children's toy, along with the hula hoop and the yo-yo.


September 5, 1976 –
The first regularly scheduled episode of The Muppet Show, starring guest host Joel Grey, premiered in the UK on this date.



Kermit the Frog and Waldorf are the only characters to appear in all 120 episodes of the series.


September 5, 1981 -
Soft Cell's single Tainted Love was at No.1 on the UK singles chart on this date.



This is a cover of a 1964 song by the American soul singer Gloria Jones, whose original version was released as the B-side of her single My Bad Boy's Comin' Home. A club DJ named Richard Searling picked up a copy in Philadelphia and in 1973 started playing it in his sets at Va Va's, a popular club in Bolton, England that was very influential on the UK northern soul circuit. The song found new life, and Jones recorded a new version in 1976 that was released on her album Vixen.


September 5, 1981 -
Stevie Nicks’s solo debut, Bella Donna, goes to No. 1 on the Billboard Charts, on this date. The album featured such hits as Edge of Seventeen, Leather and Lace with Don Henley, and Stop Draggin’ My Heart Around with Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers.



The multi-platinum record, which remained on the US album charts for nearly three years.


September 5, 1986 -
The documentary film, Sherman's March: A Meditation on the Possibility of Romantic Love In the South During an Era of Nuclear Weapons Proliferation directed by Ross McElwee, opened in the US on this date.



The Burt Reynolds film seen being shot in Georgia was Cannonball Run.


September 5, 2006 -
Katie Couric made her first appearance as anchor on CBS Evening News.



Her introduction normally would have been read by an announcer, but in this case, viewers heard the voice of CBS News legend Walter Cronkite make the introduction.

Don't forget to tune in to The ACME Eagle Hand Soap Radio Hour Today


Today in History:
September 5, 1638 -
King Louis XIV of France was born on this date.



Like Elizabeth I in England, Louis inherited a struggling kingdom and built it into a major power. Unlike Elizabeth, Louis did not remain a virgin. On the contrary, he produced so many little bastards that he came to be known as the "Son King," which led him to conclude famously L'etat, c'est moi. ("Kid, I'm your father.")


September 5, 1698 -
Russian Tsar Peter the Great imposed the first millionaire's tax when he began taxing beards on this date.



The new taxation was an attempt to modernize his citizens from what he felt were archaic traditions. On several occasions he cut off the beards of noblemen himself. Beards were still allowed for clergy, monks and peasants.


September 5, 1870 -
It's bizarre to think you can know this but, the first woman ever to vote legally in the U.S. marked her ballot in Laramie, Wyoming, on this date.

Louisa Swain made history by casting an electoral ballot under a new law giving women full civil and political equality with men. Described as “a gentle white-haired housewife” of 69 years old, she arose early that day and arrived early to the poll, where election workers invited her inside to mark a ballot.


September 5, 1877 -
The great Sioux Chief Crazy Horse, a cousin of Kicking Bear, was fatally bayoneted at age 36 by a soldier at Fort Robinson, Nebraska, on this date.



His final resting place remains unknown.


September 5, 1882 -
The first Labor Day parade in the United States was held on this date in New York. Except it was not held on a Monday but a Tuesday. And it wasn't really a parade but a protest.

Matthew Maguire, secretary of a machinists and blacksmiths local union, pushed for the idea with the New York Central Labor Union as a way to promote the adoption of the 8-hour work day.


September 5, 1921 -
Undiscovered actress Virginia Rappe somehow ruptures her bladder during actor-comedian Fatty Arbuckle's party at the Saint Francis Hotel in San Francisco, on this date.



Three days later, the feverish woman is checked into a maternity hospital, where she dies from peritonitis. Arbuckle is tried for her murder but ultimately acquitted of any wrongdoing by a jury, his brilliant film acting career was destroyed. He had been one of the most popular (and highest-paid) film comedians of the silent era, second only to Chaplin.


September 5, 1930 -
Charles Creighton and James Hargis completed the drive from New York City to Los Angeles and back to New York City all in reverse gear, on this date.



The trip took 42 days in their 1929 Ford Model A.


September 5, 1942 -
You must live life in its very elementary forms. The Mexicans have a very nice word for it: pura vida. It doesn't mean just purity of life, but the raw, stark-naked quality of life. And that's what makes young people more into a filmmaker than academia.



Werner Herzog, German actor, director, producer, and screenwriter was born on this date.


September 5, 1946 -
Farrokh Bulsara, British musician, singer and songwriter, was born on this date.



Freddie Mercury has been called one of Rock's greatest performers of all time.


September 5, 1972 -
Five Palestinians armed with machine guns sneak into the Olympic Village in Munich. There they take nine Israeli athletes hostage, killing two others in the process, on this date.



Later, they demand safe passage out of the country and the release of 200 Palestinians from prison in Israel. Ultimately, none of the athletes made it out alive.


September 5, 1975 -
Manson Family member Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme almost assassinated President Gerald Ford with a .45 automatic in Sacramento, California on this date.



But Fromme was tackled by a Secret Service agent before she can remember to rack a round into the firing chamber.


September 5, 1990 -
In his testimony before the U.S. Senate Judiciary Committee, LAPD chief Daryl Gates opined: "Casual drug users should be taken out and shot."

Note to self: remember not to invite Mr. Gates to any social events. What a minute, he's dead.

New note to self: remember not to invite Zombie Gates to any social events.


September 5, 1991 -
Disgraced children's television star Pee-wee Herman returned to the public eye for the first time after his masturbation arrest, appearing on the MTV Video Music Awards.



He opens with the line: "Heard any good jokes lately?"


September 5, 1997 -
If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other.



New (and surprisingly controversal) saint and Nobel Peace Prize winner Mother Teresa, born Agnes Gonxhe Bojaxhiu, died at 87 after a heart attack on this date.


September 5, 2003 -
It wasn't so happy at the happiest place in the world on this date, when Marcelo Torres, 22, was killed and 10 others injured when the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad coaster, at Disneyland, jumped the tracks in Frontierland.

Did they get their money back?



And so it goes.

It's the last thing your guest remember before the pass out at the table

Life is short, eat dessert first

Happy Eat an Extra Dessert Day.


September 4, 1936 -
The George Stevens' helmed sixth Astaire and Rogers film, Swing Time, co-starring Helen Broderick, Victor Moore, Betty Furness, and Eric Blore, went into limited release in the US on this date.



Fred Astaire always insisted that his dance routines be filmed in one continuous camera shot, showing the dancer(s) from head to foot. However, in the Never Gonna Dance number, there is an obvious moment when Astaire and Rogers reach the tops of their respective winding staircases that the camera shot changes quickly to reflect the fact that the filming camera had to be brought upstairs to shoot the close-up finale of the dance number.


September 4, 1937 -
The Merrie Melodies short, Speaking of the Weather, directed by Frank Tashlin, was released on this date.



References to the animation staff appear in the backgrounds. The cover of the Police Gazette mentions a sports review from Ray Katz. Melvin Millar, Friz Freleng, Volney White, and R. Wolfe are mentioned on the cover of Detective Fiction Weekly. Millar's name also appears on the cover of Sea Stories, which advertises some “marvelous sea voyages” of his. Finally, Joe D'Igalo appears on the cover of Life Magazine.


September 4, 1942 -
Warner Brothers war time drama Across the Pacific, directed by John Huston's and reunited cast members Humphrey Bogart, Mary Astor and Sydney Greenstreet, from The Maltese Falcon, opened on this date.




Much of the action takes place upon a Japanese freighter named the "Genoa Maru". There was a real Japanese cargo ship by the same name which was torpedoed and sunk by the USS Finback on June 11, 1943.


September 4, 1951 –
The first national live television broadcast in the U.S. took place when President Harry Truman's speech at the Japanese Peace Treaty Conference in San Francisco, California was transmitted to broadcast stations in local markets across the country.



It has been estimated that more than 40 million people saw the president open the Peace Treaty Conference; it was the largest single television audience to date.


September 4, 1953 -
The science fiction film Project Moonbase, based on a story by Robert A. Heinlein and directed by Richard Talmadge was released in the US on this date.

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This movie and Cat-Women of the Moon were made using the some of the same sets and costumes. The two films were then released within one day of each other.


September 4, 1954 -
The Looney Tunes short, Gone Batty, directed by Bob McKimson, was released on this date.



During Bobo's run around the bases, an ad on the outfield fence reads COHEN Ties. One of the animators on this short was Herman Cohen.


September 4, 1970 -
The Rolling Stones release their second live concert album Get Yer Ya-Ya's Out!: The Rolling Stones in Concert, on this date. It was recorded in New York City and Baltimore in November 1969.



The album is often considered by critics as one of the greatest live albums ever made.


September 4, 1971 -
Paul and Linda McCartney single from the album, Ram, Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey went to No.1 on the Billboard charts on this date. This was the first No. 1 single by a Beatle after the group's break-up.



Linda McCartney is credited as a co-writer on this song with Paul. She sang background and contributed some of the vocal ideas, but how much she actually wrote on the song is questionable. Paul had some incentive to credit her as a songwriter: under a deal he signed with The Beatles, songs he wrote until 1973 were owned by Northern Songs publishing and Maclen Music. By splitting the credits with his wife, he could keep half the royalties in the family. The publishers brought a lawsuit against Paul for this practice, which was settled out of court.


September 4, 1972 -
The game show The Price is Right, featuring the host Bob Barker, premiered on CBS-TV on this date.



The final three pricing games played on Bob Barker's final show ('Double Prices', 'Bonus Game', and 'Any Number') were the first three games played on his first show, but in reverse order. On Decades week on the season 44 premiere in September 2015 the games were replayed in the same order as the show's premiere on September 4th 1972, and on June 26th 2023 the final show in the Bob Barker studio 33 to air, the games were again played in the reverse order.


September 4, 1976 –
One of the biggest disco hits of the era, You Should Be Dancing by the Bee Gees reached No. 1 on the Billboard charts on this date. (Along with Jive Talkin', this is one of two Bee Gees songs on the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack that had already been released.)



You Should Be Dancing was included on the soundtrack along with five other songs performed by the Bee Gees (plus another they wrote: If I Can't Have You by Yvonne Elliman). The album sold over 15 million copies in the US, marking the Bee Gees as a disco act when their earlier output was more charitably classified as blue-eyed soul.


September 4, 2007 -
The Bob Dylan "biographical" movie, I'm Not There: Suppositions On A Film Concerning Dylan, premieres at the Venice Film Festival on this date.



Colin Farrell was originally cast as Robbie Clark. He dropped out of the film to admit himself into rehab for a dependency on back pain medication. Heath Ledger replaced him. Farrell would later take over for Ledger in The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus after Ledger's death.


Another unimportant moment in history.


Today in History:
September 4, 1781 -
Captain Rivera y Moncada (good friend of Uncle Porky) on the behest of the Mexican Provincial Governor, Felipe de Neve, led eleven Mexican Pobladores and their families, 46 settlers in all, established Our Pueblo by the River of Our Lady of the Angels of Uncle Porky near the the river they had seen 11 years earlier - (El Rio de Nuestra Senora la Reina de Los Angeles de Porciuncula.)



Los Angeles was founded on this date.


September 4, 1882 -
Thomas Edison displayed the first practical electrical lighting system on this date.

He successfully turned on the lights in a one square mile area of New York City (NY's Pearl Street Station). This is considered by many as the day that began the electrical age.


September 4, 1885 -
The world's first cafeteria, The Exchange Buffet, catering to an exclusively male clientele, opens in New York at 7 New Street, on this date.

And if you hurry, there's still some of the original luncheon special available.


September 4, 1886 -
Geronimo was a prominent Native American leader of the Chiricahua Apache who warred against the encroachment of the United States on his tribal lands and people for over 25 years.  While outnumbered, Geronimo fought against both Mexican and United States troops and became famous for his daring exploits and numerous escapes from capture from 1858 to 1886.



At the end of his military career, he led a small band of 38 men, women, and children. They evaded 5,000 U.S. troops (one fourth of the army at the time) and many units of the Mexican army for a year. His band was one of the last major forces of independent Indian warriors who refused to acknowledge the United States Government in the American West. This came to an end on this date, when Geronimo surrendered to United States Army General Nelson A. Miles at Skeleton Canyon, Arizona.

Dubya's grandpappy, the anti-Indiana Jones, somehow figures into this story (you knew he would). In 1918, certain remains of Geronimo were apparently stolen in a grave robbery. Three members of the Yale secret society of Skull and Bones served as Army volunteers at Fort Sill during World War I; one of those three members was Prescott Bush; father of the forty-first President of the United States, George Bush, grandfather of the forty-third President of the United States, George W. Bush. They reportedly stole Geronimo's skull, some bones, and other items, including Geronimo's prized silver bridle, from the Apache Indian Prisoner of War Cemetery.



The stolen items were alleged to have been taken to the society's tomb-like headquarters on the Yale University campus, and are supposedly used in rituals practiced by the group, one of which is said to be kissing the skull of Geronimo as an initiation.  (But I've said too much already.)


September 4, 1888 -
Remember, You press the button, we do the rest.



George Eastman received patent #388,850 for the first roll-film camera and registered "Kodak" on this date.


September 4, 1949 –
A riot broke out in Peekskill, New York after Paul Robeson (with support from Pete Seeger, Woodie Guthrie, Howard Fast, and others) was slated to perform at a venue there. The Peekskill Riots, as they came to be known, would leave one hundred and fifty people injured, several of them seriously, in what was the most serious American grass-roots confrontation of the Cold War era.



These events foreshadowed the anti-Communist witch hunt which was to begin under the leadership of Senator Joe McCarthy in the following year, using the hysteria stirred up by fear of the ‘Red Menace’ to persecute Democrats, intellectuals and Hollywood figures. Paul Robeson, for his part, had his passport withdrawn.


September 4, 1957 -
Governor Orval Faubus of Arkansas, in a vain attempt to take a stand against segregation, used the US reserve militia troops to stop nine black students from entering a high school in Little Rock on this date.



Faubus was in violation of a federal desegregation order and President Dwight Eisenhower, roused from his afternoon nap, sent the US military to escort the black children into the school.

You must know that you are on the wrong side of history if your first name is Orval.


September 4, 1972 -
American swimmer Mark Spitz became the first athlete to win seven Olympic gold medals on this date .



For his all of his effort, he is forced to walk around in a damp Speedo for years - the constant tinea cruris was horrible. You would have thought he would have become the spokesperson for ACME Medicated Groin Powder.


September 4, 1976 -
George W Bush was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine for driving with a blood-alcohol level of 0.10 percent. He pays the $150 fine and has his driving privileges suspended for a month.

Years later, during Bush's 2000 campaign for President, a WPXT-TV reporter from Portland, Maine uncovers the arrest record just one week prior to election day. It is also revealed that Bush's V.P. candidate, Dick Cheney, had arrests for drunken driving in 1962 and 1963.


September 4, 1998 -
The Internet search engine, Google, was founded by two PhD students at Stanford University in California, Sergey Brin and Larry Page on this date.



Today, more than one million servers worldwide are used to power Google, which processes more than one billion search requests per day.  And all of those requests and e-mails goes straight to the NSA - hope you didn't search about that rectal itch you had.


September 4, 2006 -
“Crocodile Hunter” Steve Irwin was killed by a stingray’s barb piercing his chest and heart. He was snorkeling in shallow water at the Great Barrier Reef, filming some scenes for a segment in a television show

A similar incident in Florida a month later in which a man survived a stingray barb through the heart showed that Irwin may have caused his own death by removing the barb.


Before your go - As always -

And so it goes

Wherever he laid his hat was his home

The Temptations sang, It was the 3rd of September, that day I'll always remember in their song Papa Was A Rollin' Stone.



This was written by the Motown songwriters Barrett Strong and Norman Whitfield, and produced by Whitfield. It was first recorded by The Undisputed Truth, but Whitfield also had The Temptations record it, with much greater success.


September 3, 1932 -
The Looney Tunes short, Bosko the Lumberjack, directed by Hugh Harman and Rudolf Ising starring Bosko, was released on this date.



The idea of a co-worker (in this case, Pierre) kidnapping the love interest (Honey) by use of a hook and raises her to him is reused from the Oswald the Lucky Rabbit cartoon The Sky Scrapper.


September 3, 1952 -
The screwball comedy, Monkey Business, directed by Howard Hawks and starring Cary Grant, Ginger Rogers, Charles Coburn, and Marilyn Monroe, opened in New York City on this date.



Although the film shares a title with the otherwise unrelated 1931 Marx Brothers comedy Monkey Business, the films have some vague connections: Early in his career, Cary Grant was partly inspired by Zeppo Marx, the team's juvenile straight man. In addition, the 1931 film co-starred Thelma Todd, whose life, career, and mysterious death parallel Grant's co-star here, Marilyn Monroe.


September 3, 1955 -
The Looney Tunes short, Dime to Retire, directed by Bob McKimson starring Porky Pig and Daffy Duck, was released on this date.



Porky paid $5.00 for the cat to get rid of the mouse, $10 for the dog to get rid of the cat, $26 for the lion to get rid of the dog, $72 for the elephant to get rid of the lion and $666 for the mouse to get rid of the elephant making a total of $779.00


September 3, 1960 -
The Merrie Melodies short, From Hare to Heir, directed by Friz Freleng, and starring Bugs Bunny and Yosemite Sam, was released on this date.



The background of the chasm where Yosemite Sam falls off of was later reused in Devil's Feud Cake.


September 3, 1964 -
The Animals charted No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 with their hit The House Of The Rising Sun, on this date.



The melody is a traditional English ballad, but the song became popular as an African-American folk song. It was recorded by Texas Alexander in the 1920s, then by a number of other artists including Leadbelly, Woody Guthrie, Josh White and later Nina Simone. It was her version The Animals first heard. No one can claim rights to the song, meaning it can be recorded and sold royalty-free. Many bands covered the song after it became a hit for The Animals.


September 3, 1969 -
The stop-motion western, The Valley of Gwangi, directed by Jim O'Connolly, and starring James Franciscus, Richard Carlson, and Gila Golan premiered on this date. This is the last dinosaur film Ray Harryhausen worked on.



When this film was first conceived it was supposed to have been a follow-up to King Kong, but was never made, but an early B&W version of the "cowboys in Africa" footage was shot, and wound up being used in Mighty Joe Young.


September 3, 1969 –
One of Elvis' last film appearance, The Trouble With Girls, starring Elvis Presley, Marlyn Mason, Sheree North, Edward Andrews, Vincent Price, John Carradine, Dabney Coleman, and Joyce Van Patten, premiered on this date.



Elvis Presley typically appeared in every scene of his movies. This film's unusual structure - including a number of guest stars and a plot that unfolds through the eyes of two children - resulted in two unlikely yardsticks: the fewest Presley vocals in all of his musicals, and the film in which he has the least amount of screen time.


September 3, 1969 -
The British caper movie, The Italian Job, directed by Peter Collinson, and starring Michael Caine, Noël Coward, Benny Hill, Raf Vallone, Tony Beckley, Rossano Brazzi, and Maggie Blye, was released on this date.



The film was a huge hit in the UK, and has become a cult film there. It was also well received in France, but it did poorly in the United States. Michael Caine has said he believes that American audiences may have thought the film was too British, Italian-Americans may not have appreciated the tongue-in-cheek nature of the plot, and US audiences in general were unaware of the British cultural references and dark humour scattered throughout.


September 3, 1973 -
The Rolling Stones released their hit, Angie, on this date.



The big rumor about this song is that it was written about David Bowie's wife, Angela, who wrote in her autobiography that she once walked in on Bowie and Mick Jagger in bed together - a story Jagger denies. According to the rumor, Jagger wrote this song to appease her, but it was Jagger's bandmate Keith Richards who wrote most of the song. Jagger had this to say about it: "People began to say that song was written about David Bowie's wife but the truth is that Keith wrote the title. He said, 'Angie,' and I think it was to do with his daughter. She's called Angela. And then I just wrote the rest of it."


September 3, 1982 -
Amy Heckerling's coming of age teen comedy (written by Cameron Crowe), Fast Times at Ridgemont High, went into general release on this date.



Universal didn't think the film would become a hit. In fact, the studio had thought about not releasing it on the East Coast so that the film would die quickly at the box office


September 3, 1982 -
Culture Club released their third single, Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?, is released in the UK, on this date.



This was Culture Club's first single released in the United States. It was a huge and unlikely hit for the British band, who embarked on an American tour in 1983 to gain traction in that country. The song crossed over to Adult Contemporary radio, where most listeners had no idea the lead singer dressed like a girl. MTV, whose library was mostly British bands when they launched, had acclimated their US audience to guys in makeup, so Culture Club wasn't so shocking on the channel and the group developed a huge audience of young people who liked the sound and the look.


September 3, 1983 -
One of the songs that defined MTV in the 80s, Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) by the Eurythmics, gave them their only US chart topper.



In 1978, Squeeze had a UK hit with Take Me I'm Yours, which features the line "Dreams are made of this" in the chorus.



Marilyn Manson recorded the song in 1995, giving a much darker tone to the song.



(In Manson's auto-biography, he related to this song by mentioning that he met people who wanted to be abused by him; and who wanted to use him as well.)


September 3, 1990 -
George Michael released his second solo album, Listen Without Prejudice, on this date.



Listen Without Prejudice was his first release after Sony Music acquired his record label, Columbia, in 1988. The relationship between Michael and Sony was contentious, and when Michael refused to make a video to promote the first single from his album, Praying For Time, a furious Sony released its own video instead, with only the words being displayed across the screen. The album was Michael's last for the label; he sued Sony in 1992 to get out of his contract, but lost the case. Eventually, a deal was reached where he signed with Virgin and Dreamworks SKG, with Sony getting $40 million and a host of other perquisites. His next album, Older, finally arrived in 1996.


September 3, 2006 -
Justin Timberlake (featuring Timbaland) song SexyBack hit No.1 in the UK on this date.



Timberlake wrote this song with his producers, Timbaland and Nate "Danja" Hills. This team also worked on Timberlake's Cry Me A River and produced Nelly Furtado's Promiscuous, which features a cameo by Timberlake in the video.


Another little known Monopoly card


Today in History:
On September 3, 301, during an epic game of hide-and-seek, St. Marinus the Stonemason ran up Mount Titano in Italy to hide from the Roman Emperor Diocletian.

It was a good hiding spot and he was never found.



He started his own country to pass the time,



and Most Serene Republic of San Marino survives to this day.


On September 3, 1189, Richard Lionheart, an enthusiastic french speaking sodomite (which was technical illegal in England,) was crowned King of England on this date.

The son of Henry II (no relation to Rocky II) and Eleanor of Aquitaine, Richard spent most of his ten-year reign abroad. For two of these years he was imprisoned by the Holy Roman Emperor, who was neither holy, nor Roman, nor an emperor, but a nasty little man just the same.



When Richard finally returned to English soil he discovered there had been Intrigues, some of which involved his brothers. He therefore crossed the Channel and defeated France before dying from an arrow wound to the neck inflicted by an 11 year old boy.



He had only produced one son, and the most crushing defeat of Richard's tragic life was his discovery that the child was a little bastard.


September 3, 1838 -
Frederick Douglass escaped slavery disguised as a sailor on this date. Later he wrote about his experiences in a book called The Narrative Life of Frederick Douglass, the title of which may have diminished the effectiveness of his disguise.



(Publishers thought the original title The Narrative Life of a Muscular and Barechested Black Guy Wearing Snug Fitting Sailor Pants with No Underwear would have limited appeal outside certain fetishist circles.)


September 3, 1856 -
Happy Skyscaper Day - Form follows function



It's the birth anniversary of Louis H. Sullivan, often called the 'father of modern skyscrapers'.


September 3, 1928 –
In San Francisco, Philo Farnsworth demonstrates a television system featuring his Image Dissector camera tube to the press for the first time.



The system delivered 20 pictures per second, enough to convince the eye it was looking at motion rather than a series of stills. The San Francisco Chronicle lauded the achievement under the headline: “S.F. Man’s Invention to Revolutionize Television,” and the story was picked up by wire services and papers nationwide. (By 1938, three-fourths of all patents dealing with television were by Farnsworth.)


September 3, 1935 -
Sir Malcolm Campbell became the first person to drive a car more than 300 miles per hour on this date.



Campbell achieved a speed of 301.337 miles per hour at Utah's Bonneville Salt Flats. It was also the first time traffic cop adds "Wow!" to the usual "Do you know how fast you were going?"


September 3, 1939 -
Germany continued its invasion of Poland even though Britain had asked it very nicely to stop. This upset the British sensibility. They declared war on Germany. France followed suit six hours later quickly joined by Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, and Canada, making this the official launch of World War II in Europe on this date.



The King’s Speech of George VI (portrayed in the 2010 film The King's Speech,) was broadcast to the people of Britain upon that country’s Declaration of War against Germany. Unprepared to become king, he accepted the role suddenly and reluctantly after his brother took a wife and abdicated the throne. A stutterer from the age of 8, it was almost impossible for him to pronounce the letter ‘k’, but thanks to a last-ditch speech therapist, Australian Lionel Logue (who was in the room during this radio broadcast), King George met the moment and offered great solace to the British people during a terrifying time—a feat that few thought him capable of, due to his years of stuttering.



At the mercy of his greatest weakness - public speaking - he conquered the task with great dignity, after practicing with Logue, who taught him where to pause and breathe during the speech. You can detect one of the techniques used to overcome the stutter, when he uses a very brief “a-” before some of the more difficult words.


September 3, 1965 -
Carlos Irwin Estévez, actor, recovering substance abuser and noted former panderer is another year older today.



Say what you want about Charlie; he seems to know how to live on his own terms and makes it work.


September 3, 1976 -
The unmanned spacecraft Viking 2, the second mission to Mars, landed at Utopia Planitia on the planet and begins transmitting pictures and soil analyses, on this date.



The lander houses instruments to examine the physical and magnetic properties of the soil, analyze the atmosphere and weather patterns of Mars, and to seek out evidence of the presence of life, be it past or present. It took 16,000 pictures in 1,281 days before its batteries died.


September 3, 2004 -
A siege on a Russian school ended with more than 300 people dead, many of them children. The school had been taken hostage by Chechen terrorists on September 1st.



To bring an end to the hostage situation, the Russian military (purportedly under direct order from President Vladimir Putin, who was able to use the crisis to consolidate more power for the Russian Presidency) stormed the school with explosives. 334 hostages died and several hundred others were injured or missing.


September 3, 2017 -
Walter Becker, co-founder and guitarist for the band Steely Dan died aged 67, on this date.



Besides being a member of Steely Dan, Becker had produced records for Rickie Lee Jones, China Crisis and Michael Franks.



And so it goes