Saturday, July 25, 2026

Oh people call me Daffy, they think that I am goony

Today is National Carousel Day. Everyone today should pick your horse or tiger come along for a spin!







On this date in 1871, the first carousel patent was issued to William Schneider and he is considered the official inventor of the modern carousel by the US Patent Office.


St. Christopher was once the patron saint of bachelors, travelers, transportation workers, protector against sudden death and toothaches.



The Saint Christopher feast day, celebrated on July 25, was removed from the Roman Catholic calendar of saints in 1969. But by all means, please feel free to continue to pray to this beleaguered saint (or non-saint.)


July 25 1938 -
The Looney Tunes short, Porky's Spring Planting, directed by Frank Tashlin, and starring Pork Pig, was released on this date.



Porky Pig's menu is nailed to the fence by a Schlesinger-brand nail.


July 25, 1953 -
The Merrie Melodies cartoon, Duck Dodgers in the 24 1/2th Century, starring Daffy Duck as space hero Duck Dodgers, Porky Pig as his assistant and Marvin the Martian as his opponent, was released on this date



Considering the period in which the cartoon was produced (the Second Red Scare was in full swing during the 1950s era), some scholars have used the cartoon to parallel the futility of the Cold War and the arms race.


July 25, 1960 -
When The Everly Brothers and Elvis Presley decided not to record his tune, Roy Orbison decided to record the song Only the Lonely himself. It reach reached the No.2 spot on the US Billboard's singles chart on this date.



This was one of the first songs Roy Orbison and Joe Melson wrote together. The inspiration for the lyrics came from Melson, who as a teenager fell in love with a girl who left him brokenhearted. Melson says that she took off in a Cadillac and the words to this song came to him naturally. Melson also says that the song was his proudest moment as a songwriter, as it was his first hit with Orbison. The pair would write many more hits for Orbison, including Running Scared, Crying and Blue Bayou.


July 25, 1966 -
The Supremes release the single You Can't Hurry Love, on this date.



This was written by the prolific songwriting team of Holland-Dozier-Holland. It was based on a gospel song entitled You Can't Hurry God, which was sung by Dorothy Love Coates and the Gospel Harmonettes, a gospel group based in Birmingham, Alabama.


July 25, 1980 -
The very silly movie, Caddyshack, premiered on this date (watch it - you'll laugh in spite of yourself.)



As it was his first directing job and he wanted to make sure the production was successful, Harold Ramis avoided fraternizing with the cast and crew's late night parties to focus on the next day's shoot. However when filming wrapped, Ramis had gone to the wrap party and partied so heavily and early into the party, that he had to be carried back to his hotel room.


July 25, 1980 -
AC/DC released their seventh studio album Back In Black, on this date. It was their first since the death of the band’s lead singer Bon Scott.



The album has sold an estimated 49 million copies worldwide to date, making it the second highest-selling album of all time, and the best-selling hard rock or heavy metal album.


July 25, 1986 -
Paramount Pictures released the Mike Nichols version of the Nora Ephron novel, Heartburn, starring Meryl Streep, Jack Nicholson and Kevin Spacey (in his film debut) on this date.



Jack Nicholson replaced Mandy Patinkin as Mark Forman. Patinkin was originally cast as the male lead but was suddenly replaced by Nicholson after two days of shooting when director Mike Nichols realized there was no chemistry between Patinkin and lead actress Meryl Streep.


July 25, 1989 -
After leaving Def Jam, Beastie Boys release their second album, Paul's Boutique, on Capitol Records, on this date.



Paul's Boutique was a very big deal because it determined the whether the Beastie Boys were going to be a short-lived novelty act (not a stretch considering their big hit (You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (to Party)) or a group with staying power. The album didn't sell very well compared to their first effort, but it earned them the acclaim they badly needed at that point and paved the way to their Hall of Fame career.


July 25, 2010 -
An undated television series based on Arthur Conan Doyle's tales of his famous detective Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock starring Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman, premiered on the BBC, on this date.



Many of the crew in Sherlock are related. Sherlock's parents are actually actor Benedict Cumberbatch's parents, Wanda Ventham and Timothy Carlton; Amanda Abbington (Mary Morstan) and Martin Freeman (John Watson) were real-life partners; producer Sue Vertue is writer Steven Moffat's wife, and co-producer and writer Beryl Vertue is his mother-in-law; writer Mark Gatiss' husband is the barrister in The Reichenbach Fall; Steven Moffat's son plays Sherlock Holmes as a child in a few episodes.


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Today in History:
July 25, 1184 -
A feud between Louis III, Landgrave of Thuringia (an area in Central Germany) and Archbishop Conrad of Mainz also in Central Germany) which had existed since the defeat of Henry the Lion intensified to the point that King Henry VI (of Germany) was forced to intervene while he was traveling through the region during a military campaign against Poland. Henry decided to call a diet in Erfurt where he was staying to mediate the situation between the two and invited a number of other figures to the negotiations. On this date, a number of European nobles from across the Holy Roman Empire were at the meeting in a room at the Church of St. Peter at Erfurt, when their combined weight caused the floor to collapse into the latrine beneath the cellar and led to about 60 of nobles drowning in liquid excrement.



Others were luckier, being only injured or even leaving with minor contusions. This was the case of Louis III, who, although he fell into the cesspool, was able to get out and overcome the imaginable infections he might have suffered from his wounds and scrapes. His opponent, Archbishop Conrad, also survived, sitting on a window sill and holding on to the stained glass frame until he was rescued. Henry VI himself was saved for the same reason, remaining there until they were able to lower him down a ladder. By the way, he left the city immediately.

It is referred to as the "Erfurt latrine disaster." This disproved the Monty Python axiom concerning the ability to discern who was royalty but I'm sure you could care less.


July 25, 1689 -
King Louis XIV of France, a few years after his anal fistula surgery (See Nov. 18) declared war on Britain on this date, for having joined the League of Augsburg and the Netherlands in order to oppose the French invasion of the Rhenish Palatinate.
This caused the Battle of Schenectady in New York. (Really.)


Please feel free to drop that at your next cocktail party.


July 25, 1848 -
British statesman Arthur James Lord Balfour was born on this date. In 1917, as Foreign Secretary of the British Government, Lord Balfour declared that "His Majesty's Government view with favor the establishment in Palestine of a national home for the Jewish people, and will use their best endeavors to facilitate the achievement of this object, it being clearly understood that nothing shall be done which may prejudice the civil and religious rights of existing non-Jewish communities in Palestine, or the rights and political status enjoyed by Jews in any other country."



This came to be known as the Balfour Declaration, acknowledged by scholars throughout the world as the beginning of the Middle East Peace Process.


July 25, 1865 -
Dr. James Barry, British military medical officer and senior inspector general, died on this date.



As the good doctor was being laid out, a charwoman, Sophia Bishop noticed that Barry was a 'perfect female'. She satisfied her curiosity and also noticed what appeared to be stretch marks on Barry's stomach indicating the doctor had once been pregnant. It was soon revealed that Dr. Barry was likely a female, born Margaret Ann Bulkley.


July 25, 1909 -
French aviator Louis Blériot became the first person to fly across the English Channel when his aircraft (a 28hp wooden monoplane tied together with piano strings) landed in Dover, on this date.



The 36-year-old took off at 5:00 am from an airstrip near Calais and landed 43 minutes later. Blériot had followed his course by looking at ships below, having no compass in the airplane. Blériot claimed his prize of £1,000, offered by the newspaper Daily Mail for this feat.


July 25, 1917 -
Margaret Zelle, also known as Mata Hari, was found guilty of spying and was sentenced to death, on this date.



There is no actual evidence that she is a spy, although she may have slept with half of the German army (and the French had a thing about that.)


July 25, 1920 -
English chemist Rosalind Franklin, the unsung hero of DNA research, was born on the date.



James Watson and Francis Crick got the Nobel Prize for discovering the double helix after Franklin's lab partner showed Watson one of her best images — an X-ray labelled ‘photograph 51'. Some believe she should have shared in their Nobel Prize.


July 25, 1936 -
After NYC's 'Master Builder' Robert Moses had millions of yards of brown and white sand shipped from the Rockaways, Northport and Sandy Hook to Pelham Bay Park, Orchard Beach, the Bronx Rivera, was opened to the public on this date.
At one time, this was the largest Works Progress Administration (W.P.A.) project in New York City and the beach had one of the largest parking fields in the city.


July 25, 1943 -
Benito Mussolini attempted to resign as Head Rat Bastard of Italy on this date. He did not receive a gold watch. His 401(K) was in tatters (and had not yet matured.) (I like to remind folks that one of our loyal bunkies is related to one of the carabinieris who arrested Il Duce on this date.)



He was therefore machine-gunned to death, suspended upside down, and urinated on by the people of Italy on April 28, 1945, as a civic reminder of the severe penalty for early withdrawal of principle.


July 25, 1946 -
The US conducted the first underwater test of the atomic bomb, as part of the Operation Crossroads series of nuclear bomb tests at the Bikini Atoll in the Pacific.



The bomb, called Baker was detonated 90 feet underwater. Its explosion contaminated the target ships so badly that the Navy had to cancel the one remaining nuclear weapon test called Charlie.


July 25, 1956 -
Yes, I know that the ships Andrea Doria and Stockholm collided off Nantucket on this date
We're going to talk about it tomorrow


July 25, 1965 -
The ever-changing Bob Dylan plugged in for his headlining set backed by the Butterfield Blues Band at The Newport Folk Festival in Newport, Rhode Island, on this date. Dylan's electric performance at the Newport Folk Festival surprised his audience — and not in a good way.



The crowd booed, even when he played his classic song Like A Rolling Stone. Regardless, his artistic direction was the beginning of a new plugged-in era in folk and rock music.


July 25, 1978 -
Lesley and Peter Brown, had tried for years to have a baby, but Lesley suffered from blocked fallopian tubes. Their doctors, a British gynecologist named Patrick Steptoe and a scientist named Robert Edwards, successfully developed the world's first in-vitro fertilization procedure and helped the Browns conceive. Their daughter, Louise Brown was born in Oldham, England on this date.



Though it was controversial at the time, the procedure now is considered mainstream;  hundreds of thousands of babies have been conceived via IVF.


July 25, 1984 -
Russian astronaut Svetlana Savitskaya performed a space walk while stationed on the Soviet space station Salyut 7, becoming the first woman who walking in space.



She also was the second woman in space - the first was Russian astronaut Valentina Tereshkova, 17 years earlier.


July 25, 1990 -
Please rise for the singing of our National Anthem -



At a baseball game, actress Roseanne Arnold warbled the Star Spangled Banner, grabbed her crotch and endeared herself to an entire nation on this date.


July 25, 1999 -
Woodstock '99
festival ended on this date with looting and rioting, leaving 12 trailers burned, towers toppled, and several women attacked during the course of the show.



About 500 state troopers were needed to quell the mass uprising of peace and love, apparently triggered by overpriced vendors and commercialization.


July 25, 2000 -
A right tire explosion on the Concorde caused the plane to crash after takeoff from Charles de Gaulle Airport in Paris on this date, leaving 113 dead.



It is the first crash in Concorde's history, and the only supersonic commercial flight to ever crash.



And so it goes.

Friday, July 24, 2026

No great story ever started with someone eating a salad.

Today is National Tequila Day. Tequila originated from Mexico in the 1800s and is now one of the most popular alcohols worldwide, especially in America.



While I am not a tequila man myself, I would not turn a Frozen Margarita down on a hot and humid day.


July 24 1937 -
The Looney Tunes short, Porky's Badtime Story, directed by Bob Clampett, and starring Porky Pig, was released on this date.



Both characters wear trousers here as part of their work attire. Porky seldom would be seen in pants going forward.


July 24, 1939 -
Paramount Pictures' William Wellman's action adventure film, Beau Geste, starring Gary Cooper, Ray Milland, Robert Preston, Brian Donlevy, and Susan Hayward premiered in the US on this date.



At the film's world premiere, the first reel of the 1926 silent version of Beau Geste was shown just before the entire 1939 sound version, in an effort to demonstrate how far films had advanced in thirteen years. This almost backfired because the 1939 film, apparently, followed the 1926 one extremely closely, and some of the first-night critics were annoyed, rather than pleased at this, feeling that the 1939 version should have been more imaginative. However, this did not keep the 1939 version from becoming a smash hit and a film classic.


July 24, 1946 -
Paramount Studios released the film-noir classic, The Strange Love of Martha Ivers, starring Barbara Stanwyck, Van Heflin, Lizabeth Scott and Kirk Douglas (his film debut,) on this date.



Kirk Douglas earned this, his debut role, with the help of his old drama school friend, Lauren Bacall. Bacall knew that producer Hal B. Wallis was looking for fresh talent and she suggested Douglas to him. She encouraged Wallis to watch a play featuring Douglas. When he did, Wallis was so impressed by the performance that he cast Douglas in this film.


July 24, 1948 -
... Crumbly Crunchies are the best
Look delicious on your vest
Serve them to unwanted guests
Stuff the mattress with the rest
....



A great Warner Bros. cartoon directed by Chuck Jones, Haredevil Hare, and starring Bugs Bunny, was released on this date. (It was the first appearance of Marvin the Martian, though he wasn't named until decades later.)



Look for a photo of then freshman California Congressman Richard M. Nixon who appears in the faux newspaper The Daily Snooze under the headline "Heroic Rabbit Volunteers As First Passenger."


July 24, 1952 -
Fred Zinnemann's classic western, High Noon, starring Gary Cooper, Grace Kelly, and Thomas Mitchell, premiered in New York City, on this date.



In 1951, after 25 years in show business, Gary Cooper's professional reputation was in decline, and he was dropped from the "Motion Picture Herald's" list of the top-ten box-office performers. In the following year, he made a big comeback, at the age of 51, with this film.


July 24 1954 -
The Looney Tunes short, Bewitched Bunny, directed by Chuck Jones, and starring Bugs Bunny and Witch Hazel, was released on this date.



Witch Hazel's cookbook has such recipes as: Waif Waffles, Moppet Muffins, Urchin Pie, Kiddie Kippers, Children Chops, Smorgas Boy.


July 24, 1971 -
The Raiders' (formerly Paul Revere and the Raiders) song, Indian Reservation (The Lament of the Cherokee Reservation Indian) reached No. #1 on the Billboard Charts on this date.



The song was written by John D. Loudermilk, a singer/songwriter who recorded as "Johnny Dee". Loudermilk cut 10 of his own albums between the years 1961-1979; he hit the charts with 10 of his own singles between the years 1957-1967, and had tremendous success writing songs for other artists. Working from Nashville, Tennessee, he also wrote hit songs for the Chet Atkins, Johnny Cash, Stonewall Jackson, and Sue Thompson. He was inducted into the Nashville Songwriters Hall of Fame in 1976.


July 24, 1974 -
The controversial film Death Wish, based on the novel by Brian Garfield, directed by Michael Winner and starring Charles Bronson was released in the US on this date.



After finishing The Stone Killer, Charles Bronson and Michael Winner wanted to make another film together, and were discussing further projects. "What do we do next?" asked Bronson. "The best script I've got is 'Death Wish'. It's about a man whose wife and daughter are mugged and he goes out and shoots muggers," said Winner. "I'd like to do that," Bronson said. "The film?" asked Winner. Bronson replied, "No . . . shoot muggers."


July 24, 1976 -
Elton John's duet with Kiki Dee, Don't Go Breaking My Heart, reached No. #1 on the Billboard Charts on this date.



This was the second-biggest-selling record of 1976 in both the UK and US (In the UK, Save Your Kisses for Me was #1; in the US it was Silly Love Songs by Wings.


July 24, 1976 -
The Manhattans' song Kiss And Say Goodbye hits #1 in the US on this date.



The song was produced by the Philadelphia-based record producer Bobby Martin, a former member of the MFSB band of session musicians and recorded in 1975 at Joe Tarsia's Sigma Sound Studios in Philadelphia. It would be a full year until it was released, possibly as the label was concerned about dropping a ballad during the disco explosion. "We thought that 'Kiss and Say Goodbye' would be the wrong song to release, and we were very much upset with Columbia choosing a R&B-Country song during the disco era," said Lovett. "And how wrong we were!"


July 24, 1978 -
The truly execrable Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band starring the Brothers Gibbs was released upon an unsuspecting public on this date.



Alice Cooper checked himself into a New York City rehab facility (which he quickly discovered was more of a mental asylum) for alcoholism. He was granted a temporary leave for three days (November 18 to 20, 1977) to record his vocals and shoot his scenes for the film.


July 24, 1977 -
Donna Summer's single I Feel Love, with producer Giorgio Moroder reached No. #1 on the Billboard Charts on this date.



I Feel Love is an electronic music landmark, with a track built entirely on a Moog synthesizer. Giorgio Moroder, a leading light in the genre and a longtime collaborator with Donna Summer, came up with the music. His associate, Pete Bellotte, produced the track with him and wrote the lyrics with Summer. Moroder and Bellotte are responsible for most of Summer's early disco hits.


July 24, 1993
UB40's cover of the Elvis Presley song, Can’t Help Falling In Love, hits No. 1 on the Billboard Charts on this date.



Elvis Presley originally recorded this in 1961. UB40 were asked to record an Elvis tune of their choice for a new film called Honeymoon In Vegas. The band's drummer, James Brown, suggested they record this song because it was one of his favorites. The band agreed but when they presented the song to the film director Andrew Bergman, they learned that a few other acts had recorded the same song, with Clarence Giddons and Bruno Hernandez's version making it into the film, whilst Bono's version ended up on the soundtrack album, even though it wasn't in the film. However it was included on the soundtrack for the movie Sliver, starring Sharon Stone and William Baldwin.


July 24, 1998 -
The unflinchingly gritty Steven Spielberg war flick, Saving Private Ryan premiered on this date.



The Omaha Beach scene cost $11 million to shoot, and involved up to 1,000 extras, some of whom were members of the Irish Army Reserve. Of those extras, 20-30 of them were amputees, issued with prosthetic limbs, to play soldiers who had their limbs blown off.


Another unimportant moment in history


Today in History:
July 24, 1567
Mary of Guise, the French wife of Scotland's King James V, gave birth to a daughter named Mary in 1542. A week later, King James died, and the very young Mary became Queen of Scotland.

Prince Edward of England proposed marriage to the Scottish Queen almost immediately, and his proposal is therefore known as the Rough Wooing. While the underage prince waited for the Queen to acquire enough verbal skills to respond, the Scottish Parliament annulled the engagement.

Edward’s father, King Henry VIII of England, considered this an insult and declared war. After a particularly nasty Scottish defeat in 1547, young Mary was sent to France. It was hoped she would learn to read and write there and perhaps eventually reach puberty.

She was raised at the court of King Henry II, which should have taught her some manners, but instead inspired her to marry the Dauphin. The Dauphin eventually became king and then died, leaving Mary the dowager Queen of France at age eighteen. Meanwhile, her mother had died in Scotland, sparking a Protestant rebellion. The Scots imported the Reformation and banned the Pope. Mary, being Catholic, returned to Scotland to work out a compromise: the country could be Protestant as long as she was allowed to remain Catholic.

Four years later, she married her cousin, Lord Darnley - a Tudor Stewart. Unfortunately, he turned out to be insufferable, and even the birth of a son couldn't induce him to behave. The following year, his house exploded. Darnley survived the blast, only to be discovered nearby, having been strangled. It was generally agreed that this constituted a bad day.

Mary was then kidnapped by one of the leading suspects in Darnley's murder, the Earl of Bothwell. She made him a duke and married him.



This angered the Protestants, who rose up against her and, on this very day in 1567, forced her to abdicate in favor of her son, who was immediately crowned James VI.



She later escaped, raised an army, and was promptly defeated. She became a guest (or, in English, prisoner) of Queen Elizabeth I until she was caught writing letters asking her friends to support (or, in Scottish, kill) the English Queen.

She was therefore beheaded and remains dead to this day.

(This will be on the test.)


325 years ago today, Antoine de la Mothe Cadillac founded a trading post at Fort Ponchartrain for France on the future site of the city of Detroit, Michigan, in an attempt to halt the advance of the English into the western Great Lakes region.

Mr Cadillac himself thereby came to be known as "the Rolls Royce of settlers." M. Cadillac would be happy to see the improvements going on in Detroit today.


July 24, 1883 -
Captain Matthew Webb wasn't having a great day today. Webb, the first person to swim the English Channel in 1875, was attempting to swim across the Niagara River just below the falls.



The Captain was looking to collect a £12,000.00 fortune, when he jumped from his small boat into the raging torrent. He hit his head on jagged rocks and drowned while trying to swim across the Niagara River. His last words were (apparently,) "If I die, they will do something for my wife?"


July 24, 1908 
Sometimes, it's good to be the king ... you get to decide the length of the Olympic marathon.

When the modern Olympics began in Athens in 1896, a race of 40 kilometers, or 24.85 miles, was held to commemorate the legend of Pheidippides. He's the guy who ran from Marathon to Athens, cried, "Nike!," realized he'd forgotten to sign the endorsement contract, then promptly died.

For the 1908 London Olympic marathon, held on this date, the race was extended to 26 miles so that the Princess of Wales (the future Queen Mary, grandmother of Queen Elizabeth II) and her children (King Edward VII's grandchildren) could watch the start, while Queen Alexandra could see the finish from the Royal Box. The organizers ultimately settled on a course measuring 26 miles and 385 yards, running from Windsor Castle to the royal entrance of the White City Stadium, followed by one lap of the track and finishing directly in front of the Royal Box.



The race had a thrilling conclusion—entering the stadium first was Italy's Dorando Pietri. But he was exhausted and delirious. He turned the wrong way on the track, reversed course, and stumbled, according to news accounts, five times during the final quarter-mile. By helping Pietri back to his feet, race officials inadvertently cost him the gold medal. But as the official Olympic report explained, "It was impossible to leave him there, for it looked as if he might die in the very presence of the Queen."



Pietri reached the tape first, collapsed, and was placed on a stretcher. Arriving second was John Hayes of the United States. The Americans protested the assistance given to Pietri, and Hayes was declared the winner.

Though he was disqualified, Pietri became a hero. Queen Alexandra presented him with a silver cup. He inspired an international marathon craze. Irving Berlin even wrote a song about him. Finally, in 1921, the official marathon distance was standardized at 26 miles and 385 yards.

So now you know.


July 24, 1915 -
Almost 850 Western Electric employees and their family members perish when the chartered steamer SS Eastland rolled over in Chicago harbor on this date. History blames the top-heaviness of the ship, exacerbated (ironically) by the recent addition of lifeboats.



Moral: Avoid company picnics.


July 24, 1959 -
While visiting a model kitchen in a U.S. exhibition in Moscow, Vice President Richard M. Nixon debated with Soviet leader Nikita Khrushchev at a U.S. exhibition in the famous 'Kitchen' debate, on the merits of capitalism and communism



Nixon correctly said that the $100-a-month mortgage for the model ranch house was well within the reach of a typical American steelworker.

(Stop dreaming about a $100-a-month mortgage.)


Before you go - not to bum you out but, Autumn, will begin in 60 days.



Soon enough the days will grow shorter and we still may never read the Epstein files.



And so it goes.

Thursday, July 23, 2026

Back in the saddle again

July 23, 1950 -
The Singing Cowboy Gene Autry's series The Gene Autry Show, co-starring Pat Buttram, sponsored by Wrigley's Doublemint Gum, premiered on CBS-TV, on this date.



Two-thirds of the way through the first season's production, Pat Buttram was severely injured in an explosion and was hospitalized for several months. In order to complete the production run, his sidekick role was filled in the remaining episodes by Chill Wills, Fuzzy Knight and Alan Hale Jr.. Wills and Knight wore the same costume as Buttram so that long shots of stock footage could be easily used, but there was no disguising Hale's bulk - he wore his own distinctive clothing.


July 23, 1938 -
The Merrie Melodies short, Cinderella Meets Fella, directed by Tex Avery, and starring Elmer Fudd, was released on this date.



After moving to MGM, Avery made a more famous Cinderella parody entitled Swing Shift Cinderella.


July 23, 1949 -
The Merrie Melodies short, Bad Ol' Putty Tat, directed by Friz Freleng, and starring Syvester and Tweety Bird, was released on this date.



The two badminton players in this cartoon are caricatures of screenwriters Michael Maltese (the short, fat one) and Tedd Pierce (the tall, thin one).


July 23, 1955 -
Chuck Berry's first single, Maybellene was released on this date.



Chess Records gave the disc jockey Alan Freed a co-writing credit on this song (and also some cash) in exchange for playing it on the radio. Deals like this led to the Payola scandals, which led to rules prohibiting record companies from paying DJs to play their songs. Marshall Chess, the son of Chess founder Leonard Chess, recalled to The Independent newspaper May 27, 2008: "He [Freed] played the hell out of Chuck's first record, 'Maybellene', because of that. My father says he made the deal, and by the time he got to Pittsburgh, which was half a day's drive away, my uncle back at home was screaming, 'What's happening? We're getting all these calls for thousands of records!'"


July 23, 1962
Telstar relayed the first publicly transmitted, live, trans-Atlantic television program, featuring CBS’s Walter Cronkite and NBC’s Chet Huntley in New York, and the BBC’s Richard Dimbleby in Brussels.



The first broadcast was intended to have been remarks by President John F. Kennedy, but the signal was acquired before the president was ready, so the lead-in time was filled with a short segment of a televised game between the Philadelphia Phillies and the Chicago Cubs at Wrigley Field. Although no longer functional, Telstar remains in orbit.


July 23, 1966 -
Frank Sinatra's song Strangers in the Night, hits the top of the charts on this date.



This was a big comeback song for Sinatra, becoming his first #1 pop hit in 11 years. His previous chart-topper was Learnin' The Blues in 1955.


July 23, 1979
Electric Light Orchestra dedicated the release, on this date, of the single Don’t Bring Me Down from their album Discovery to Skylab which had crashed back to Earth on July 11, 1979. (The song is the first ELO song without any strings.)



Don't Bring Me Down became the biggest hit ELO ever had on their own in the U.S., topped only by a collaborative single with Olivia Newton-John on Xanadu, from the 1980 movie of the same name.


July 23, 1982 -
Warner Bros. released George Roy Hill's adaptation of John Irving's novel, The World According to Garp, starring Robin Williams, Mary Beth Hurt, Glenn Close, and John Lithgow, on this date.



Glenn Close plays Robin Williams's mother, yet she is only four years older than him. Similarly, Close and actress Mary Beth Hurt played women from successive generations yet in real life they are only one year apart in age.


July 23, 1983 -
The Police kicked off the North American leg of their 107-date Synchronicity world tour at Comiskey Park (now rebuilt as U.S. Cellular Field) in Chicago, on this date. Co-incidentially, their fifth and last album, Synchronicity, hits #1 on the Billboard Charts on this date.



The album gained its title from Carl Gustav Jung’s book Synchronicity. The word by definition means unconnected events that have a causal connection. That definition really informs the overall concept of the album with each song being so individual yet each song fit like a puzzle piece that once connected created a total picture.


July 23, 1984 -
The Cars released the song Drive from their Heartbeat City album on this date. The song goes on to become The Cars' highest charting single where it peaked at No.3 on the US chart.



The video was directed by a 23-year-old Timothy Hutton, who had won the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor for his role in the movie Ordinary People. Hutton aspired to direct, so when Ric Ocasek of The Cars suggested he do it, Hutton jumped at the chance. Hutton cast the Czechoslovakian model Paulina Porizkova as the female lead in the clip. Auditioning for the role was the first time she met Ocasek, whom she married in 1989.


July 23, 1987 -
Columbia Pictures released the biopix about Richie Valens, La Bamba, starring Lou Diamond Phillips, Esai Morales, Rosanna DeSoto, and Elizabeth Peña, on this date.



This movie is often thought of alongside The Buddy Holly Story, but La Bamba is far more accurate. For example, in the Buddy Holly Story they imply that the bus had broken down, when in fact it was the heater that had broken down. However, Buddy Holly's main reason for chartering a plane was primarily because he had run out of clean laundry and wanted time to get to a laundromat before the following evening's show.


July 22, 1993 -
John Singleton's drama, Poetic Justice, starring Janet Jackson and Tupac Shakur, opens in US theatres on this date.



In one scene, Justice (Janet Jackson) is listening to the Stevie Wonder song Never Dreamed You'd Leave In Summer. Sixteen years later, Wonder performed that song at the memorial for Janet's brother, Michael.


July 23, 1996 -
Fiona Apple released her debut album, Tidal, on this date.



Fiona Apple typically works by writing songs that are extensions of her journals, baring her soul for all to hear in a process that can be years in the making. The song Criminal was atypical for her process: she claims she wrote the song in just 45 minutes to prove she could, and to give her record label (Work, a division of Sony) the hit song they were after. The album itself went on to sell over 3 million copies in America.


Another little known ACME's Monopoly card


Today in History:
July 23, 776BC -
A very large number of sweaty, muscular men poured into Greece, shaved their entire bodies, oiled themselves up and ran naked through the streets on this date (and it wasn't even Greek Pride Day.)



The first Olympic Games opened in Olympia on this date.


July 23, 1848 -
Protesting slavery as well as the U.S. involvement in the Mexican War, Henry David Thoreau refused to pay his $1 poll tax and was arrested on this date in history. That night, a relative came by and paid Thoreau's poll tax.

When he was told he could leave, Thoreau objected and was threatened with force to remove him. His written account of the experience is later read by Leo Tolstoi, Marcel Proust, Mahatma Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Jr., Ernest Hemingway, Upton Sinclair, Sinclair Lewis and William Butler Yeats and it persuaded them to advocate civil disobedience.


July 23, 1885



One of the most famous residents of West 122nd Street and Riverside Drive made a most fateful decision on this date.

He decided to give up the ghost.

In 1881, Ulysses S. Grant - American general, the eighteenth President of the United States, and a famous horseback-riding drunk - purchased a house in New York City and placed almost all of his financial assets into an investment banking partnership with Ferdinand Ward. The arrangement was suggested by Grant's son Buck (Ulysses Jr.), who was having success on Wall Street.

Very wrong move.

Ward swindled Grant (and other investors whom Grant had encouraged) in 1884, bankrupted the company - Grant & Ward - and fled. Ward had perfected the large-scale investment swindle decades before Charles Ponzi gave the scheme its name.

Grant learned around the same time that he was suffering from throat cancer. He and his family were left destitute; at the time, retired U.S. Presidents did not receive pensions, and Grant had forfeited his military pension when he became President. He first wrote several articles about his Civil War campaigns for The Century Magazine, which were warmly received. Mark Twain then offered Grant a generous contract for the publication of his memoirs, including 75 percent of the book's sales as royalties.



Terminally ill, Grant finished the book just a few days before his death. The memoirs sold more than 300,000 copies, earning the Grant family more than $450,000. Twain promoted the book as "the most remarkable work of its kind since the Commentaries of Julius Caesar," and Grant's memoirs have also been praised by writers such as Matthew Arnold and Gertrude Stein as among the finest ever written..

Ulysses S. Grant died at 8:06 a.m. on Thursday, July 23, 1885, at the age of 63, in Mount McGregor, Saratoga County, New York. His last word was reportedly a request: "Water." (I'd like to believe it was actually, "Sir, cut my bourbon with water.").

Grant's funeral was one of the greatest outpourings of public grief in history. A massive funeral procession marched through New York City from City Hall to Riverside Park. It included 60,000 marchers, stretched seven miles, and took up to five hours to pass. Well over one million spectators witnessed the procession.



Numerous dignitaries attended, including President Grover Cleveland, his Cabinet, the Justices of the Supreme Court, the two living ex-presidents (Hayes and Arthur), virtually the entire Congress, and almost every prominent surviving figure from the Civil War.

Civil War veterans from both North and South took part, reflecting the high esteem in which Grant was held throughout a reunified country. General Winfield S. Hancock led the procession, and Grant's pallbearers included former comrades - General William T. Sherman, General Philip H. Sheridan, and Admiral David D. Porter - as well as former Confederates - Generals Joseph E. Johnston and Simon B. Buckner.



Completed in 1897, Grant's Tomb is the second-largest mausoleum in North America (President Garfield's Memorial is the first).


July 23, 1886 -
New York saloonkeeper Steve Brodie claimed to have made a daredevil plunge from the Brooklyn Bridge into the East River on this date.



However, having the perfect new New York spirit, few historians believe the jump actually occurred


July 23, 1904
At the turn of the last century, ice cream men were a breed apart. It was hard work making ice cream, and the rewards were few.

"You don't choose ice cream," they said. "Ice cream chooses you."

Well, Charles E. Menches was an ice cream man. They say it ran in his veins. (They say, forget the autopsy: you don't need actual ice cream in your blood to have it in your veins.)

Charles E. Menches had always known he'd be an ice cream man. Everyone had known. While other boys in St. Louis played stickball or jacks, little Chuckie experimented with different creams and salts. While other boys dreamed of becoming doctors or lawyers, little Chuckie dreamed of exotic flavor combinations like cinnamon-onion swirl and artichoke-pistachio.
Charles E. Menches' passion for ice cream was infectious. He made his brother Frank an ice cream man. They began traveling to fairs and special events across the Midwest, selling ice cream from a tent. (Apparently, they also had a thing for hamburgers - the brothers also lay claim to having introduced the hamburger to the American public. But that's another story...)

They did what all ice cream men did: they scooped their ice cream into bowls and sold it to their customers. People loved ice cream back then, just as they love it today. And why not? It was ice cream.



One sweltering day at the St. Louis World's Fair - July 23, 1904, to be precise - Charles E. Menches and his brother Frank sold so much ice cream that they ran out of dishes.

An ordinary ice cream man might have folded up his tent and taken the rest of the day off. But not Charles E. Menches. Charles E. Menches knew the code of the ice cream man. More than that - he lived it.

The people of St. Louis would not be denied their ice cream. Not if Charles E. Menches had anything to say about it.

The tent beside Charles and Frank's ice cream stand belonged to Ernest A. Hamwi, a Syrian pastry maker who sold sweet wafer pastries called zalabia. (Ernest A. Hamwi was what Syrians would call a zalabia man, but they wouldn't say he had zalabia in his veins. Syrians would never talk such tripe.)

In a moment of brilliant inspiration, Charles E. Menches bought all of Ernest A. Hamwi's zalabia and rolled them into cones. He then began selling his ice cream in sweet wafer cones instead of dishes.

The ice cream cone was born.



(Sure, Italo Marchiony had received U.S. Patent No. 746971 for the ice cream cone seven months earlier in New York.

But Italo Marchiony had never been an ice cream man.)

Anyway, it beats the old system of cramming your mouth with as much ice cream as you could hold before suffocating.


July 23, 1966 -
The "longest suicide in Hollywood" finally came to a sad on this date, with the death of Montgomery Clift of a heart attack brought on by his severe drug and alcohol addictions.



After his near-fatal car accident in 1956, (in which, Elizabeth Taylor saved the actor from choking to death by removing two teeth lodged in his throat) Montgomery Clift stumbled through life in a haze of pain and professional disappointments. Clift still managed to turn in some amazing performances during this period



(Monty got a raw deal indeed.)

He is now the most famous 'resident' of Quaker Cemetery in Prospect Park Brooklyn.


July 23, 1984
Vanessa Williams became the first Miss America to resign when she surrendered her crown after (previously shot) nude photos of her appeared in Penthouse magazine.



Ms. Williams rebounded from the Miss America scandal and has gone on to a successful career as an actress and recording artist. And if you think I'm going to link to the photos in question, more fool you, bunkies.



And so it goes.