Remember that when your kids tell you that you're the world's greatest dad, their frame of reference is limited
I hope all of you fathers, stepfathers, fathers to be, mothers who are the fathers to their kids and fathers (but you don't know it) have a great Father's Day today.
June 17, 1950 -
The Disassociated Press sent a reporter to get Bug Bunny's life story in What's Up Doc?, which was released on this date.
Bugs turns down dozens of scripts, including one entitled "Life With Father". Bugs predicts: "Ehhh...this will never be a hit."
June 17, 1983 -
A late Kubrick masterpiece, Full Metal Jacket, was released on this date.
Vincent D'Onofrio gained 70 pounds for his role as Pvt. Pyle, breaking Robert De Niro's movie weight-gain record (60 pounds) for Raging Bull. It took him seven months to put the weight on and nine months to take it off with physical training.
Today in History:
June 17, 1775 -
American forces were defeated by the British at Breed's Hill, near Boston, in the Battle of Bunker Hill, after famously withholding their fire until they could see the whites of their enemies' eyes.
This battle should not be confused with that of Bunker Hill, fought on Breed's Hill, during which the Americans shot like hell at anything that moved.
June 17, 1797 -
Agha Muhammad Khan, Shah of Persia (also a eunuch, but that's another story) ordered his servants to bring him a melon cut into slices. He finished half, ordered the other half to be put away and vowed to his servants, that if even one slice of the melon was missing in the morning, all three servants would be beheaded by him.
Later on that night one of the servants forgot and ate a slice. The servants then killed Agha Muhammad Khan with the dagger because they were afraid he would kill them in the morning.
There's a lesson here somewhere -
a.) Treat your staff better?
b.) Purchase more fruit for dessert?
c.) Dare to eat the peach?
Here's a salute to Father's Day from Looney Tunes:
The Statue of Liberty, France's gift to the United States marking the Centennial of the American Declaration of Independence arrived in New York Harbor on June 17, 1885 on board the French frigate Isere (only nine years after the gift was offered.)
To prepare for transit, the Statue was reduced to 350 individual pieces and packed in 214 crates. (The right arm and the torch, which were completed earlier, had been exhibited at the Centennial Exposition in Philadelphia in 1876, and thereafter at Madison Square in New York City.)
June 17, 1939 -
In Versailles, Eugene Weidmann becomes the last person to be publicly guillotined.
The "hysterical behavior" by spectators was so scandalous that French president Albert Lebrun immediately banned all future public executions.
A few people can ruin it for everybody.
June 17, 1963 -
The US Supreme Court ruled 8-1 to strike down rules requiring the recitation of the Lord's Prayer or reading of Biblical verses in public schools.
The case began in 1956 when Edward L. Schempp, on behalf of his son, objected to a 1949 Pennsylvania law requiring 10 Bible verses each day followed by the Lord's Prayer and the Pledge of Allegiance. This decision was decided concurrently with Murray v. Curlett, Madalyn Murray O'Hair battle with the Baltimore school board over school prayer.
We've been godless heathens ever since.
June 17, 1968-
Ohio Express' Yummy Yummy Yummy (I've got love in my tummy) goes gold.
In the late '60s, Bubblegum Pop served as an alternative to the socially-conscious music that was dominating the airwaves during an exceptionally turbulent cultural and political time. It was very popular with kids who had no interest in the music of Bob Dylan or The Doors (read: wished to stick their heads firmly up their ass) and sought out music that helped them achieve that goal.
More about Father's Day:
Speaking of Richard Nixon -
June 17, 1972 -
Five men broke into the Democratic Party National Committee headquarters at the Watergate building in Washington, DC on this date. They had hoped to bug the offices but were arrested before they could release any insects.
President Richard Nixon will later describe as a "third rate burglary." Their arrests ultimately led to President Nixon's resignation in 1974.
(Nixon's resignation prior to 1974 was attributed to simple melancholia.)
June 17, 1994 -
Convicted memorabilia thug O.J. Simpson fails to turn himself in to the LAPD at a prearranged time and is later spotted in a white Ford Bronco on a Los Angeles expressway. After a low-speed pursuit through the freeways and streets of Brentwood, O.J. is finally arrested live on television in the driveway of his mansion.
According to one of the defense attorneys who served on O.J.'s "Dream Team," Simpson tried to kill himself in the car, but the gun misfired. The Juice allegedly told him: "I pulled the trigger and it didn't go off."
That would have saved everyone a boatload of trouble.
And so it goes.