The CDC has issued a tensely written note stating that there is no Zombie virus spreading through the general population.
It's merely coincidental that so many people are consuming human flesh at the moment.
So remember, it's the bath salts, yea that's it, it's the bath salts.
Today in History:
June 2, 1740 -
The Marquis de Sade was born on this date and his sexual proclivities made his name a noun.
His sexual proclivities themselves have been preserved in a mason jar at the Louvre.
June 2, 1793 -
Jean Paul Marat recites names of 29 people to the French Assembly, virtually all of whom will be guillotined. The Rain of Terror officially began in France.
This was one of the worst meteorological events in French history and cost hundreds of thousands of lives.
June 2, 1886 -
President (Steven) Grover Cleveland, 49 and weighing over 300 lbs. (think Gov. Chris Christie with a walrus mustache) married Frances Folsom (his legal ward) in a White House ceremony. Ms.Folsom, was the 22-year-old daughter of Cleveland's late law partner and friend, Oscar Folsom.
The intimate wedding ceremony took place in the White House Blue Room with fewer than 40 people present (those who could get over the entire ick factor.) To date, Cleveland is the only president to marry in the Executive Mansion while in office.
Here's a great bar bet: One of Cleveland's first political post was when he was elected Sheriff of Erie County in New York State in 1870. While in office, he presided over the hanging of two convicted murderers. So when he was elected President in 1884 (and in 1892), he was the only President to have personally executed anyone.
June 2, 1910 -
Charles Stewart Rolls, one of the founders of Rolls-Royce, becomes the first man to fly an airplane nonstop across the English Channel both ways.
He became Britain's first aircraft fatality the following month when his biplane broke up in midair; he did not immediate return to his seat when the fasten your seat light was illuminated.
June 2, 1941 -
Baseball great, Lou Gehrig, dies at 37 at his home in the Bronx on this date.
You would have thought someone might have mentioned to him that he had Lou Gehrig's disease earlier in his career.
June 2, 1953 -
Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Mountbatten officially becomes the head of her family's business and had her coronation on this date.
The entire ceremony was, save for the anointing and communion, televised throughout the Commonwealth, and was watched by an estimated twenty million people, with twelve million more listening on the radio.
The Queen's reign is longer than those of her four immediate predecessors combined (Edward VII, George V, Edward VIII and George VI). She is the third longest reigning British or English monarch, the second-longest-serving current monarch of a sovereign state (after King Bhumibol of Thailand) and the oldest reigning British monarch.
And boy, is Charles pissed.
And so it goes.