The London XXX Olympiad organization was a little confused when they invited all of the Who, including Keith Moon to perform at the opening ceremonies.
The Who's management, very nicely passed the organizers alonmg to the Golders Green crematorium, where Mr. Moon now resides.
It's Paraskavedekatriaphobia time again. Boo! it's Friday the 13th. It's possible that the modern basis for Friday the 13th phobia dates back to The Knights Templar who starting back in the 12th century. Apparently, their wealth and power became greater that most of the kings of Europe and the Pope, so they were accused of heresy (and gross acts of homosexuality) and burnt to a crisp on Friday, October 13, 1307. (Popes hate those party animal, heretical homosexuals.)
Napoleon and Presidents Herbert Hoover and Franklin D. Roosevelt apparently suffered from triskaidekaphobia (the fear of the number 13.) President Roosevelt fear was so great that he would not travel on the 13th day of any month and would not host 13 guests at a meal (Judas was the 13th guest.)
Today in History:
April 13, 1598 -
King Henry IV of France endorsed the Edict of Nantes, establishing tolerance for Huguenots in France.
The Huguenots were the band of merry sailors that served as Jason’s crew on the Hugo, and the French had persecuted them because they were carrying Golden Fleas.
April 13, 1883 -
Alferd Packer, one of the few people in the US ever to be jailed for cannibalism, having allegedly killed and eaten five of his traveling companions while trapped in the Rocky Mountains during fierce winter weather, was sentenced to death in Colorado. During the trial, the judge supposedly said:
"Damn you, Alferd Packer! There were seven Dimmycrats in Hinsdale County and you ate five of them!"
An alternate version of the judge's outburst is -
"Packer, you depraved Republican son of a bitch! There were only five Democrats in Hinsdale County and you ate them all!"
The actual sentencing statement, of course, was a little more in character for an educated state judge:
"Close your ears to the blandishments of hope. Listen not to the flattering promises of life, but prepare for the dread certainty of death."
Packer is a legend in popular culture. He has been quoted as having said, in jest, "the breasts of man...are the sweetest meat I ever tasted." In 1968, students at the University of Colorado at Boulder named their new cafeteria grill the Alferd G. Packer Memorial Grill with the slogan "Have a friend for lunch!" Even today students can enjoy the meat-filled "El Canibal" underneath a giant wall map outlining his travels through Colorado.
Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park and graduate of University of Colorado, made a student film - Cannibal: The Musical, based loosely on Packer's life, while there
Now, of course, their new musical, Book of Mormon is on Broadway.
April 13, 1919 -
The Jallianwala Bagh Massacre, also known as the Amritsar Massacre, was named after the Jallianwala Bagh (Garden) in the northern Indian city of Amritsar, where, British Indian Army soldiers under the command of Brigadier-General Reginald Dyer opened fire on an unarmed gathering of men, women and children.
The firing lasted about 10 minutes and 1600 rounds were fired. Official sources place the casualties at 379. According to private sources, the number was over 1000, with more than 2000 wounded, and Civil Surgeon Dr Smith indicated that they were over 1800.
And the British wonder why they lost an empire.
April 13, 1943 -
Katyn Forest is a wooded area near Gneizdovo village, a short distance from Smolensk in Russia where, in 1940 on Stalin's orders, the Soviet secret police shot and buried over 4000 Polish service personnel that had been taken prisoner when the Soviet Union invaded Poland in September 1939 in WWII in support of the Nazis.
On April 13, 1943 the Nazis having overtaken the area, exhumed the Polish dead and blamed the Soviets in an effort to sour the West's relationship with the Kremlin. In 1944, having retaken the Katyn area from the Nazis, the Soviets exhumed the Polish dead again and blamed the Nazis. The rest of the world took its usual sides in such arguments.
In 1989, with the collapse of Soviet Power, Premier Gorbachev finally admitted that the Soviets had executed the Poles, and confirmed two other burial sites similar to the site at Katyn. Stalin's order of March 1940 to execute by shooting some 25,700 Poles, including those found at the three sites, was also disclosed with the collapse of Soviet Power.
April 13, 1970 -
56 hours and 205,000 miles from planet Earth, the crew aboard Apollo 13 hears "a pretty loud bang" when oxygen tank number two spontaneously explodes. Astronaut Jack Swigert informs Mission Control in Houston: "Hey, we've got a problem here."
Miraculously, the crew manages to return home in their crippled spacecraft.
April 13,1973 -
Henry Darger, janitor and "outsider artist", died in Chicago. He had spent as many as 40 years working on a 15,000 page novel titled The Story of the Vivian Girls, in What Is Known as the Realms of the Unreal, of the Glandeco-Angelinian War Storm, Caused by the Child Slave Rebellion.
He illustrated the work with some 300 watercolors that were lifted and recomposed from popular sources.
April 13, 1992 -
Chicago's downtown business center is crippled by massive flooding, when the damaged wall of a utility tunnel beneath the Chicago River opened into a breach which flooded basements and underground facilities throughout the Chicago Loop with an estimated 250 million gallons of water.
Workers attempted to plug the hole, with 65 truckloads of rocks and cement as well as old mattresses. In an attempt to slow the leak, the level of the Chicago River was lowered by closing the locks at Lake Michigan and opening them downstream of Chicago,and the freight tunnels were drained into the Chicago Deep Tunnel system.
April 13, 1994 -
The United Nations Human Rights Committee declares sodomy to be a basic human right. The committee determined that laws against buggery (particularly in Tasmania) breach articles of the International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights.
So that's what they do at the UN.
April 13, 2029 -
Mark this date in your calendars. A meteor will pass by the Earth, we hope, breaking the record for the closest passing by of any other previous meteor. Unless it goes wildly off course and crashes into Earth.
Have a good day.
And so it goes.