Monday, December 14, 2009

Thanks Uncle Greg

Are you feeling tired? Frustrated? Overwhelmed? Sounds like you need a Handjob!

Beware of sloppy imitations. You could expect to pay up to $40 elsewhere. But right now, you can experience all the pleasure and convenience of a genuine Handjob! (Yeah, I know this can't be true but,)

I wonder if Eliot Spitzer has heard about this?

December 14, 1963 -
Dinah Washington, known as the "Queen of the Blues", was a blues, R&B and jazz singer.

An unintentional but lethal combination of alcohol and pills forever stilled her magnificent voice on this date. She was only thirty-nine.

Christmas video countdown - Songs from Christmas cartoons

Do you remember Dolly Madison?

It's still Hanukkah and after all of the fried food you've probably consumed because of the holiday - you might want to consider some fresh fruit tonight.

Word of the Day:
Defedate: verb, to defile; to pollute. Rosalind really hated her ex-boyfriend. It was known throughout town that she dug up his grave and defedated his corpse.

Today in History:
December 14, 1503 -
Nostradamus, famous french huckster (forerunner of Miss Cleo, for those of you who remember Miss Cleo) is born on this date.

If you write vague enough prophecies, they will fool almost anyone.

December 14, 1900 -
Max Planck published his theory of quantum mechanics, which is often considered one of the most radical scientific discoveries of the 20th century, on this date. It's even more radical than the belief in the collection of Turkish union dues or Iraqi clerics

Max Planck was working in a laboratory in 1900, heating up various substances and examining the color of light they emitted when they reached certain temperatures. He also accidentally invented crack cocaine but that's another story. He wanted to describe his results in mathematical terms, but no matter how hard he tried, his mathematical calculations didn't make sense. The only way he could fix the problem was to assume that light travels in little packets, like bullets or balloon condoms filled with cocaine, lodged in the colon of drug mules, even though this seemed impossible.

But five years later, Albert Einstein took Planck's theory of light seriously, and wrote his first major paper exploring the idea of light traveling in packets, which he called photons. Even though he became better known for his theory of relativity, it was Einstein's work expanding on Planck's original ideas about light that won him a Nobel Prize. Einstein later said, "I use up more brain grease on quantum theory than on relativity."

With the discovery of quantum mechanics, physicists found that subatomic particles were by nature unpredictable. If you shot one across the room, you could guess where it might end up, but you could never be sure. This idea made Einstein miserable. He famously said, "I am at all events convinced God does not play dice."

Today quantum mechanics remains one of the most mysterious and difficult scientific theories ever. The Danish physicist Niels Bohr once said that a person who was not shocked by quantum theory did not understand it, and the physicist Richard Feynman once said that while only a modest number of people truly understand the theory of relativity, no one understands quantum mechanics.

Max Planck himself died in 1947, and he never came to fully accept the theory he discovered. But even if few people really understand it, quantum mechanics led to the development of modern electronics, including the transistor, the laser, and the computer.

December 14, 1944 -
Lupe Velez, Hollywood's "Mexican Spitfire" of the 1940's, commits suicide with an overdose of sleeping pills.

Contrary to her plans of being found laid out on the bed in a silk nightgown, she is instead discovered in the bathroom with her head in the toilet. (This could just be an urban legend but let it get in back of the list of others like the death of Cass Elliot or Judy Garland. Don't even get me started about the death of Albert Dekker.)

What a way to go!!!

Christmas Trivia
In Victorian England, turkeys were popular for Christmas dinners. Some of the birds were raised in Norfolk, and taken to market in London. To get them to London, the turkeys were supplied with boots made of sacking or leather.

The turkeys were walked to market. The boots protected their feet from the frozen mud of the road. Boots were not used for geese: instead, their feet were protected with a covering of tar.

Now that was a career to hope for - bootmaker for the finest turkeys in England.

10 more shopping days until Christmas.

And so it goes.

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