My kids told me last night that a local store was putting up decorations for Christmas. I thought they were mistakes. Nut, as I made my way to work this morning the Pier One on our corner was festooned with holly and garland.
So with that, there are 73 days until Christmas (60 days til Hannukah) - let the reduced shopping orgy begin!
Today's word of the day:
Seplasiary: noun, seller or producer of perfumes and ointments. Even though Pepe Le Pew went searching for un skunk de femme in the seplasiary's shop, business still fell off for months.
October 13, 1959 -
Olive Marie Osmond, actress, singer, doll designer, Nutrisystem junkie and Osmonds family survivor, was born on this date.
Hey let's all cut Marie a break, she's had to deal with Donnie her whole life.
October 13, 1950 -
Joseph L. Mankiewicz's brilliantly caustic valentine to Broadway, All About Eve premiered in NYC on this date.
You won't bore him, honey - you won't even get a chance to talk.
Here's your Today in History -
October 13, 54 -
Roman Emperor Claudius I (Derek Jacobi) consumes a favorite mushroom dish prepared by his fourth wife, Agrippina. What he does not know is that the meal is laced with the toxin of the Amanita phalloides mushroom. Feeling ill the next morning, Claudius summons his personal physician. Unfortunately, the doctor happens to be a co-conspirator in the scheme, administering a colocynth enema which kills Claudius instantly.
So remember kids, avoid all doctor prescribed poisoned enemas.
October 13, 1947 -
Kids, a lifetime ago there was a very popular TV series featuring two puppets and a very polite lady that ad-libbed the entire show - A version of what ultimately became 'Kukla, Fran and Ollie' premieres on this date.
If you're of a certain ago, you can just about remember Kukla, Fran and Ollie hosting the CBS Children's Film Festival.
October 13, 1792-
It was on this day in Washington D.C. that the cornerstone was laid for the presidential residence, now known as the White House. The Frenchman, Pierre L'Enfant, who designed Washington, D.C. wanted the residence to look like the palace of Versailles. George Washington thought that was a little too fancy, so he got an Irish architect named James Hoban to reduce the design to one-fifth of its original size. Washington laid the cornerstone and supervised the construction. John Adams was the first president to call it home.
People nicknamed it the White House from the very beginning. There was a coat of whitewash brushed on the sandstone to protect it against winter. Thomas Jefferson was the one who installed flushing toilets. Andrew Jackson got the first shower. Martin Van Buren brought in central heating. Rutherford B. Hayes introduced the telephone. Benjamin Harrison had it wired for electricity. President Truman brought in the first TV set.
October 13, 1972 -
Due to poor visibility, a Uruguayan Air Force plane carrying the Montevideo Old Christians Rugby Club crashes high in the Chilean Andes. Of the 45 people aboard the flight, only 27 survive the crash, and just 16 make it to their rescue 72 days later.
How did they do it? Cannibalism. According to one survivor, "the slight browning of the flesh gave it an immeasurably better flavor, softer than beef but with much the same taste."
So there you go - it doesn't taste just like chicken.
October 13, 1988 -
A report published in the journal Nature declares the Turin shroud to be a 13th century fake.
Although carbon-14 testing places the shroud's fabrication somewhere between 1260 and 1390 AD, true believers spend much of the next several years attempting to explain away the radiocarbon test results.
And so it goes.