Saturday, May 18, 2019

Dance is the hidden language of the soul.

... There are moments of existence when time and space are more profound, and the awareness of existence is immensely heightened.  - Charles Baudelaire



Today is the 13th Annual Dance Parade in NYC, which steps off at 21st Street and Broadway with Grand Marshals BILL T. JONES, BAAYORK LEE, LOUIS MOFSIE AND DJ DARA and cakewalks its way down to Tompkin Square Park (it looks like it won't rain this year.)


The 2019 Preakness Stakes, the 144th running of the Preakness Stakes, is promoted as the "middle jewel" of thoroughbred horse racing's traditional Triple Crown.



The race is held two weeks after the Kentucky Derby and three weeks before the Belmont Stakes. (I'm not going to recommend a horse this year.  I don't want to jinx anyone.)


It's also No Dirty Dishes Day again. Some feel this day was established to have a day free of dirty dishes.

There are two options for this day: You can eat all meals out, or, you can use disposable paper plates, cups and silverware. In other words, you should have gotten all the dishes done last night so that you can relax today.


May 18, 1955,
The classic film noir that introduced Mike Mammer to cinema, Kiss Me Deadly, opened in Los Angeles on this date.



The Kefauver Commission, a federal unit dedicated to investigating corrupting influences in the 1950s, singled this out as the number one menace to American youth. Because of this, Robert Aldrich felt compelled to conduct a writing campaign for the free speech rights of independent filmmakers.


May 18, 1998 -
The final episode (or so we thought) of Murphy Brown, Never Can Say Goodbye, aired on CBS-TV on this date. (The re-boot of the series was just cancelled.)



One of the running series jokes was Murphy Brown's inability to get a good secretary or one that could work with her. During the show's 10-year run, Murphy had a total of 93 secretaries.  (During my run as an executive at a multinational entertainment corporation that I am legally barred from mentioning it, I had a total of 17 secretaries, including one who never filed anything. She just kept shoving papers in random empty desks. It took us three weeks of hunting to find about 80% of the paperwork)


May 18,  2001 -
DreamWorks released the animated comedy Shrek, featuring the voices of Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, and Cameron Diaz, in the US on this date.



Mike Myers recorded Shrek's voice in a natural accentless voice before the film was test-screened. After watching it, he decided that the voice didn't sound right and had all of his lines re-recorded with a Scottish accent, based on the voice his mother used when reading him bedtime stories as a child.


Don't forget to tune into The ACME Eagle Hand Soap Radio Hour today.


Today in History:
On May 18, 1843, Joseph Smith made a specific prophecy -

"I prophesy in the name of the Lord God of Israel, unless the United States redress the wrongs committed upon the Saints in the state of Missouri and punish the crimes committed by her officers that in a few years the government will be utterly overthrown and wasted, and there will not be so much as a potsherd left."

Ominously, Smith's prophesy was proven true. By the Great Depression of 1888, most potsherds are only found in museums and the value of broken pottery plummets to near worthlessness.


Frank Capra was born on May 18, 1897, and Jimmy Stewart was born on May 20, 1908. Without them we would not have had such American classics as Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Mr. Smith Goes Back to Washington, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington Again, Mr. Smith: His Big Hands and His Even Bigger Feet, The Koch Brothers present Mr. Smith and the Tea Party, Mr. Smith is Really Very Serious about Term Limits and Mr. Smith Drops Dead in A Senate Cloakroom (astride a male intern.)



The duo also gave us It's a Wonderful Life with its own magnificent sequels: It's a Really Wonderful Life, It Just Doesn't Get Any Better Than Life and Life Is Just So Damn Good I Don't Know Whether to Take a Dump or Go Blind.


May 18, 1926 -
Aimee Semple McPherson, possibly the most famous woman in America at the time, went for a swim in the Pacific Ocean at Venice Beach and disappeared. McPherson was a hugely popular evangelist; she had a radio following of over a million, so when she disappeared, police pulled out all stops to try to find her.



She reappeared a month later, claiming to have been kidnapped, but it quickly became apparent that she had stepped out with a married engineer from her radio station, Kenneth Ormiston. The scandal rocked her ministry, and she faded out of the public eye, until she apparently 'accidentally overdosed' on Seconals in 1944.


May 18, 1936 -
Tokyo gangster Kichizo Ishida was accidentally strangled by his mistress during a session of rough sex. Ishida had been a "gasper," someone who enjoys the sexual effects of asphyxiation. The woman, Sada Abe, indulged him by wrapping her pink kimono belt around his neck. After her lover's death, Abe cuts off Ishida's penis and scrotum with a meat cleaver and carries them around until she is finally arrested, three days later.



40 years later, a taboo breaking film, In the Realm of the Senses, was released, retelling the events of this sordid tale.  (Kids, make sure your mother knows you're watching this.)

Makes a great first date movie.


May 18, 1953 -
Jackie Cochran, long-time aviation fan and a close friend of pilot Chuck Yeager, became the first woman to break the sound barrier on this date.



She was also the first woman to fly a bomber plane across the Atlantic, and the first pilot in general to make a blind landing, one which relies only on instruments. Years later, on June 3, 1964, Cochran piloted an F-104G Starfighter at twice the speed of sound, establishing a woman's world speed record of 1,429 miles per hour.


May 18, 1955 -
Working in front of the camera keeps me alive. I couldn't care less about actors' trailers and food on sets and stuff like that - I just want to act. Read more at: https://







The superstar Asian actor, Chow Yun-Fat, was born on this date.


May 18, 1980 -
The body of Ian Curtis, lead singer of dirge band Joy Division, was discovered hanging in the kitchen by his wife on this date. Curtis killed himself on the eve of Joy Division's U.S. tour.



His surviving band mates go on to form New Order.


May 18, 1980 -
After a 5.1 magnitude earthquake in Washington state, 57 people were killed in an avalanche of volcanic mud in the eruption of Mount St. Helens.



The volcano spews out 200 million cubic yards of of pumice, ash, and debris which covers 24 square miles of the valley below.

Kids, how many time do I have to remind you - Virgins, sacrifice virgins - not any old skank.


May 18,  2011 -
Don Gorske from Wisconsin, ate his record-breaking 25,000th Big Mac on this date. The retired prison guard had been keeping track of his consumption of the McDonald's burger for thirty-nine years and keeps close track of his overall consumption. (Last year Mr. Gorske consumed his 30,000th Big Mac. Not to put too fine a point on this fact, he ate almost 3 Big Macs ever day last year.)



Despite doctors not recommending this diet, Gorske maintained a healthy weight and low cholesterol.  At this point, when Mr Goeske meets his maker, he will just need to be rolled next to an open flame - no burial necessary, he will go poof in the blink on an eye.



And so it goes


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