Wednesday, September 12, 2018

Damn right its better than yours

Today is National Chocolate Milkshake Day



That will be with you all day (so remember to smile at the next counter person you come across.)


September 12, 1954 -
What girl - Jeff's trapped in a mine; fell into a well; considering early withdrawal of his principle from an IRA; discovered the Trump presidency is an elaborate canard being perpetrated by Mr. Trump to rob the government blind ...

Lassie (or Jeff's Collie - how many of you remember Jeff's Collie) premiered on on CBS-TV on this date.



Although it has been the subject of many spoofs and misquotes, the one situation that Timmy never needed saving from in the entire history of the show was falling down a well.


September 12, 1955 -
Another of Orson Welles' great Shakespearean films, Othello, finally opened in New York City on this date.



To pay the bills on this film, which took three years to make, Orson Welles took supporting roles in several films, one of which was The Black Rose in 1950. During the filming of this, he greatly annoyed director Henry Hathaway by borrowing various costumes and cameras for use on Othello. Hathaway complained to his boss Darryl F. Zanuck about this, but the latter, a friend of Welles', just laughed it off.


September 12, 1958 -
The ultimate drive-in movie, The Blob, premiered on this date.



The strange movie being shown in the theatre was not a phony created for this film. It was an actual movie originally released as Dementia. The scenes shown are from the re-cut version titled Daughter of Horror which had narration added. The voice doing the narration is that of Ed McMahon.


September 12, 1959 -
That's why we call it Bonanza...Bonanza...Bonanza...

Bonanza, the first US television series to be broadcast in color, premiered on NBC-TV on this date.



Most viewers have only heard the famous theme song by Jay Livingston and Ray Evans played as an instrumental. The theme song actually had lyrics and there is footage of the lead actors singing those lyrics. Lorne Greene, Dan Blocker and Michael Landon sang a lyric version of this famous instrumental theme for the pilot, but it never aired.



Johnny Cash recorded his own version of the theme song.


September 12, 1966 -
CBS-TV
premiered Family Affair on this date.



The series had a 60 day production schedule. However, Brian Keith would film his scenes in 30 day blocks, much like how Fred MacMurray did while filming My Three Sons. That meant that the other actors would film their scenes around his. This was done in order to free Keith for any film roles that might come up.



(come on you want to sing it: Buffy, Buffy come back to me ...)


September 12, 1966 -
NBC
television premiered The Monkees, a sitcom about four guys in a rock band on this date.



Among those who auditioned to be members of the group were Paul Williams (who later wrote Someday Man for the group) and Stephen Stills, who showed promise but appeared too old to the producers at his audition. He also lost interest when he learned Screen Gems would demand the publishing rights to his songs. Stills suggested his former roommate, Peter Tork, audition for the group, and Tork was cast.


September 12, 1970  -
Long tails and and ears for hats...


Josie and the Pussycats premiered on CBS-TV on this date.



The series was the first original American Saturday-morning animated series to feature a Black female character: the tambourine player Valerie. Patrice Holloway, sister of Motown singer Brenda Holloway, provided the singing voice of Valerie and sings lead on the theme song. Cheryl Ladd (credited as Cherie Moor) provided the singing voice for Melody Valentine.


September 12, 1972
-
Another spin-off from the All In The Family Series, Maude premiered on CBS-TV on this date.



In early episodes, Rue McClanahan was aged with a gray wig and heavy make up to look closer to Bea Arthur's age. (Rue was 13 years younger than Bea.) When Vivian became a regular and Rue didn't want to wear the heavy age make up, her younger appearance was explain by saying that Vivian got a face lift.


September 12, 1978 -
Taxi
started looking for fares on this date.



Jeff Conaway was discovered passed out on one of his filming days by one of the producers. It was common knowledge in the Hollywood community that Conaway was addicted to drugs at this point. The producers wrote him out of the episode, and divvied up his lines amongst the other cast members. When they saw that they didn't lose any laughs by not using him, they realized they didn't need him, so they fired him.


September 12, 1986 -
Captain EO, starring Michael Jackson and directed by Francis Ford Coppola, made its gala premiere at Disneyland in Anaheim, CA and at Disney's Epcot Center in Orlando, FL on this date.



At a cost of about one million dollars per minute of film, this was, minute for minute, the most expensive motion picture of all time.


Another failed ACME product


Today in History -
September 12, 490 B.C.
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It looked like it was going to be a pretty bleak day for Western Civilization. The Greeks, who were not yet Ancient or Classical, were facing a massive invasion of Persians. Persia was not yet part of the Axis of Evil, but was pretty nasty just the same. They had more soldiers than the Greeks, better cavalry, and better weapons. (They did not have ouzo, moussaka or the mastery of sodomy however; it may have been envy of those quintessentially Greek achievements that drove them to invade.)

The General in charge of the Greeks was the Athenian Miltiades, also known as Uncle Milti.

In addition to his own Athenians, he had been given Plataean soldiers and the promised support of Spartans. It was the first time the various city-states had prepared to fight together against a common enemy.

Despite his strong defensive footing, entrenched in the hilly terrain of Marathon, Uncle Milti was afraid that the superior numbers of the Persians would allow them to fight through the Greek defenses and destroy Western Civilization. In order to prevent this, he launched an offensive.

It caught the Persians off guard, driving them off the land, into their ships, and back to Persia.



This was the Battle of Marathon, at which Western Civilization was saved for the first time - ensuring a future for diet cola, fat-free potato chips, and pay-per-view sports. (The Battle of Marathon is not related to the Marathon Bar or Marathon Man, but neither of them could have come about without it.)

Here is a special note to the strange people who run marathons. After winning this battle, a runner, the soldier Pheidippides, was send back to Athens to announce the victory.

Racing over 25 miles to get back to Athens, Pheidippides delivered the momentous message Niki! (victory), then promptly collapsed and died, thereby setting a precedent for dramatic conclusions to the marathon and the first sports product endorsement.

The modern Olympic Games introduced a "marathon" race of (40,000 meters or 24.85 miles).  The winner was Spiridon Louis, a Greek postal worker from village of Marusi and veteran of several long military marches , His time was 2 hours, 58 minutes, 50 seconds for the 40 kilometer distance (average pace of  7:11 minutes per mile).



At the 1908 Olympic Games in London, the marathon distance was changed to 26 miles to cover the ground from Windsor Castle to White City stadium, with 385 yards added on so the race could finish in front of King Edward VII's royal box. After 16 years of extremely heated discussion, this 26.2 mile distance was established at the 1924 Olympics in Paris as the official marathon distance.



Remember all this, the next time you run a race.


September 12, 1609
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The explorer Henry Hudson sailed up the river which eventually came to be called the Hudson River, on this date. He was on an expedition for the Dutch East India Company, trying to find a passage to Asia - the Northwest Passage. This was back when Europeans believed that North America was a rather small land mass, and if they could just find a way through it, they could get to the Asian markets. The Dutch were not great masterminds it appears.



Henry Hudson sailed up the river, anchoring his ship at what is now West 42nd Street and the Hudson. He was hoping to get tickets to see Hamilton or at least SpongeBob Square Pants before it closed. When he discovered that he was at least 350 years too earlier and that the only tickets available were the all - Native American version of The Iceman Cometh, he immediately got back on his boat and went up as far as the site of modern day Albany, turned around, and went back to Amsterdam.


September 12, 1683 -
Friar Marco d'Aviano, sent by Pope Innocent XI to unite the outnumbered Christian troops in the besieged city of Vienna, spurred them to victory on this date. The Turks left behind sacks of coffee which the Christians found too bitter, so they sweetened it with honey and milk and named the drink cappuccino after the Capuchin order of monks to which d'Aviano belonged.



An Austrian baker created a crescent-shaped roll, the Kipfel, to celebrate the victory. Empress Marie Antoinette later took it to France where it became the croissant.


September 12, 1878 -
The magnificent phallic symbol Cleopatra's Needle was erected in London on the bank of the Thames on this date. It doesn't really have anything to do with Cleopatra.



The obelisk has a twin in New York's Central Park, also named Cleopatra's Needle.



It has nothing to do with Cleopatra, either.



There's one in Paris. It's not the twin of either the London nor New York one (that would have made it a triplet) and it has nothing to do with Cleopatra either.


September 12, 1940 -
The Lascaux Caves in France, with their prehistoric wall paintings, were discovered outside Montignac, France, in the Dordogne region by four teenagers who stumble upon the ancient artwork (15,000 to 17,000 years old) after following their dog down a narrow entrance into a cavern, on this date.



There are more than 600 paintings and 1,500 engravings in the cave. The paintings consisting mostly of animal representations (horses), are among the finest examples of art from the Paleolithic period. It was opened to the public at one point, but closed in 1963 because the paintings were fading due to the artificial light used to illuminate the cave.


September 12, 1959
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While Americans were home watching Bonanza on this date, the Soviet Union launched Lunik II toward the Moon aboard a Luna 8K72 carrier rocket. It was the first man-made object to reach the moon from Earth.



It was the Soviet's second attempt to launch a rocket to the moon and the first successful attempt when it landed two days later. It's data-collecting mission lasted 33.5 hours.


September 12, 1977
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The body of Steven Biko was discovered on the floor of a jail cell in Pretoria on this date. The South African civil rights activist had been beaten and tortured six days earlier, during an interrogation in Port Elizabeth.



Police officials claim that Biko probably suffered the fatal injuries when he "fell out of bed."


September 12, 1993
I don't overeat. I only eat one meal a day... but my body has been one of those that has almost perfect assimilation, so everything I eat is assimilated, not lost.



Famous Godzilla, Perry Mason and Ironside actor and Nipple Rouge entrepreneur Raymond Burr died after a battle with liver cancer on this date.


September 12, 1994 -
After a night of boozing and smoking crack, Frank Corder stole a Cessna P150 and crashed it into the south lawn of the White House on this date.

The wreckage tumbles over a tree and a hedge before coming to rest against the West Wing of the Executive Mansion. Corder's flamboyant suicide attack never actually imperiled President Clinton's life, since the First Family was sleeping elsewhere at the time.

I used to say that there was no truth to the rumor that Newt Gingrich bought Frank the boozes and the crack but know I'm not so sure.



And so it goes.


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