Mother's Day is this coming Sunday

ACME is always looking out for you. The following is a gift your mom would NOT like -

So remember, do not buy this for her, not even the ACME brand.


Moving on:
Today is World Lupus Day, created to help us understand that this seemingly random grab bag of symptoms is actually a debilitating, chronic autoimmune disease suffered by approximately 5 million people worldwide, with 1.5 million of them living in the United States alone.



Awareness events for World Lupus Day are held in most of the continents of the world including, North and South America, Europe, Africa, Asia and Australia. Julian Lennon is a Global Ambassador for the Lupus Foundation of America. Lupus claimed the life of Julian's childhood friend Lucy, who lost her battle with the disease in 2009 at the age of 46.


May 10, 1962 -
The Toho studios classic monster movie Mothra (the original Japanese title was Mosura) was released on a double bill with The Three Stooges in Orbit in the U.S. on this date.



The movie was edited also removing about 10 minutes from the original Japanese version for its release in America at 90 minutes. This is the first Japanese monster film in which the monster doesn't get "killed" at the end.


May 10, 1962 -
The Hulk is a fictional superhero appearing in publications by publisher Marvel Comics. Created by writer Stan Lee and artist Jack Kirby, the character first appeared in the debut issue of The Incredible Hulk (May 1962), on this date.



In his comic book appearances, following his accidental exposure to gamma rays while saving the life of his friend, Rick Jones during the detonation of an experimental bomb, Dr. Robert Bruce Banner is physically transformed into the Hulk when subjected to emotional stress, at or against his will. This transformation often leads to destructive rampages and to conflicts that complicate Banner's civilian life.


May 10, 1964 -
Dusty Springfield made her U.S. television debut on the Ed Sullivan Show on this date.



Besides singing, I Only Want To Be With You, Dusty sang Stay Awhile.


May 10, 1969 -
While President Nixon was conveniently out of the country, the group The Turtles were invited to play at the White House at a party for Tricia Nixon, making them the first rock band to play the White House.

Rumor has it that Mark Volman, fell off the small stage five times during their set



(that could have been because of the pot they smoked or the coke they snorted in the Lincoln Bedroom - I wish I could be clever enough to have made this up.)


May 10, 1986 –
The British Pop Duo Pet Shop Boys had their first of four No. #1 hits when their song West End Girls reach the top of the Billboard charts on this date.



West End Girls is a journey through the club scene in London, where Pet Shop Boys Neil Tennant and Chris Lowe spent many evenings. The glamorous West End is where the action was, contrasting with the rougher East End.

Another job posting from The ACME Employment Agency


Today in History:
May 10, 238 -
Former soldier and then current Emperor Gaius Maximinus found out the downside of career advancement on this date when his army mutinied after a disastrous loss against a competing army, backed by the Senate and hacked off his and his son's heads and presented them to the Roman Senate in hopes of currying favor with the new administration.

You might have thought by this time, there would have been a warning sticker on the document you signed when you became emperor, pointing out the severe health risks associated with accepting the position.


May 10, 1849 –
After a performance of Macbeth on this date, a riot ensued at the Astor Opera House in Manhattan, New York City over a dispute between actors Edwin Forrest and William Charles Macready, killing at least 22 and injuring over 120.



The day after the riot was tense in New York City. Crowds gathered in lower Manhattan, intent on marching uptown and attacking the opera house. But when they tried to move northward, armed police blocked the way. People took their theatre going far more seriously back then.


May 10, 1869 -
The first transcontinental railroad was completed when the Union Pacific Railroad - building west from Omaha, Nebraska - and the Central Pacific - building east from Sacramento, California, met at Promontory Point, Utah. In the desert near Promontory, Utah on this date, railway official Leland Stanford, drove down a golden spike to unite the tracks from the east and the west.



In perhaps the world's first live mass-media event, the hammer and spike were wired to the telegraph line so that each hammer stroke would be heard as a click at telegraph stations nationwide. Technical problems occurred, so clicks were actually sent by the telegraph operator, which makes this, most likely, the world's first fake mass media event.


May 10, 1871 -
France and Germany signed a peace treaty in which France had to give up a lot of land (Alsace-Lorraine) to Germany.

They weren't happy about it, so after World War I they took it back. In the Second World War the Germans reclaimed it. After the war the victorious allies held it briefly but decided not to get involved. They gave it back to France, where it remains to this day.


May 10, 1877 -
Rutherford B. Hayes had the first telephone installed in the White House on this date.

While Hayes embraced the new technology, few people called him. One reason: The phone, whose number was “1 ,” could be reached only from the Treasury Department, then as now, across East Executive Avenue from the White House. (It was not until 1929 that the president actually had a phone in the Oval Office, and it wasn't until the 1990s that the president had a private line — before that, anyone could listen in on the president by picking up an extension in the White House.)


May 10, 1893 -
The Supreme Court ruled on this date, in the case of Nix v. Hedden that although tomatoes were botanically fruit, they should be legally considered vegetables.

The case came up because at the time there was a tax on imported vegetables, but not imported fruit, leading farmers to contest the definition.

So now you know.


May 10, 1899 -
I have no desire to prove anything by dancing. I have never used it as an outlet or a means of expressing myself. I just dance. I just put my feet in the air and move them around.





Frederick Austerlitz was born on this date in Omaha, Nebraska.


May 10, 1924 -
In perhaps the single worst mistake in the history of crime fighting, Attorney General Harlan Fiske Stone selected J. Edgar Hoover to head the Bureau of Investigation, later known as the FBI, on this date.

Hoover, in his cha-cha heels, red lipstick and Raymond Burr Nipple Rouge will remain at the post until his death 48 years later. (Bet that's an image you won't be getting out of your head anytime soon. You may thank me later.)


May 10, 1933 -
Joseph Goebbels presided over a public book burning in Berlin, which destroys more than 20,000 volumes on this date. The collection includes books by Einstein and Freud.



Some 40,000 people watched or took part. During the bibliocaust, Goebbels declares: "We have directed our dealings against the un-German spirit; consign everything un-German to the fire." Other books burned by "un-German" writers such as: Marx, Brecht, Bloch, Hemingway, Heinrich Mann and Erich Maria Remarque, author of All Quiet on the Western Front.


May 10, 1940 -
Winston Churchill was sworn in as British Prime Minister on this date. Churchill formed a new government and served as the Conservative head of a coalition government with the opposition Labor Party.



Three days after being sworn in, he told parliament that he could offer only "blood, toil, tears, and sweat." This was grudgingly deemed satisfactory by a palpably disappointed parliament, but only after he agreed to be fitted with an IV.


May 10, 1941 -
Running out of fuel and unable to find a suitable spot to land his Messerschmitt, Deputy Fuhrer Rudolf Hess bailed out over Scotland on this date.



When Hess claims to have made the trip in order to negotiate a peace treaty with England, the Nazis declare that he was a psychotic who "lived in a state of hallucination." After the war, Hess was confined to Spandau prison until his apparent suicide in 1987.


May 10, 1969 -
The Battle of Dong Ap Bia began with an assault on Hill 937 on this date. It was one of the most significant battles of the Vietnam War as it spelled the end of major American ground combat operations.



It will ultimately become known as Hamburger Hill. The ground gained in the battle was soon abandoned to the North Vietnamese Army, which lost some 633 soldiers killed in the fight. The American lost at Hamburger Hill, though not the most in one singular action of the war, set off a firestorm of protest in the US.


May 10, 1977 -
Joan Crawford succumbed to stomach cancer at the age of 73 on this date. It is rumored that in the early days of her career, Crawford had performed in several stag films, and later spent a considerable sum buying back the prints to destroy them.



Her final words were purportedly, "Damn it...Don't you dare ask God to help me," which were directed at her housekeeper, who had begun to pray out loud.

You can bet, as with beer, there are no wire coat hangers in Heaven.


May 10, 1994 -
Former building contractor, children party clown, and jail house artist John Wayne Gacy was executed by lethal injection. Police found 28 shallow graves in the crawlspace beneath Gacy's house in 1978.



After a dinner which included fried chicken, fried shrimp, and french fries, Gacy was strapped to a gurney. When asked if he has any last words, the serial killer obliges with: "Kiss my ass."



And so it goes.