Friday, July 22, 2011

You'll have to come up with another excuse to do it.

Old myths die hard - according to the British Red Cross, the widespread belief that urine can lessen the pain of venom injected by jellyfish is misplaced.

The aid group says the substance has the wrong chemical make-up for the job, and that seawater or vinegar is more effective.

So TV lies to us. Say it isn't so.

July 22, 1587 -
Roanoke, the colony founded by Sir Walter Raleigh, might have gone missing on this date.

Once again, if found, please contain Queen Elizabeth II, in care of Buckingham Palace.

(I'm hoping to work out my home computer issues by next week. I know this is a pathetic excuse and yet this is all I have) so it's an abbreviated Today in History:
July 22, 1934 -
John Dillinger is shot dead outside Chicago's Biograph Theatre,on this date in history. And one of the most bizarre urban legends is born. According to the rumor, J Egdar Hoover, Pug ugly head of the FBI and notorious transvestite, rushes to Chicago to see the corpse himself. Dillinger, Public Enemy No. 1, was a ladies man and was reported to be very specially endowed.

Hoover, after viewing the nude lifeless body of Dillinger in the morgue, orders Dillinger's member to be removed and preserved as a 'specimen' for his private files.

Rumors of Hoover's trophy dogged him for the rest of his life. He even went to the extraordinary step of stating sometime in the late '60's that he "did not now nor even have Dillinger's privates in a jar". His comments were not taken seriously as he was wearing a size 28 Dior outfit with matching handbag (and Raymond Burr Nipple Rouge) at the time.

The Smithsonian museum is still flooded with requests annually to view this 'special exhibition'.

July 22, 1964 -
Another great underrated (and sexually twisted) Hitchcock film, Marnie premiered on this date.

Despite the troubles which reportedly took place on set, Tippi Hedren has stated that this is her favorite movie which she has appeared in.

At the time of his death in 1982, King Sobhuza II was the longest-reigning monarch in the world. His death also established him as the most recently-deceased monarch in the world. Today he is simply dead.

Sobhuza began his career as Paramount Chief of the Swazi in 1921, but was not recognized as king by Great Britain, which ran the nation as a protectorate, until 1967. (The forgetful Brits have a long history of failing to recognize kings, perhaps owing to the difficulty of seeing clearly in the London fog.)

The Brits wrote a Constitution before they left, but Sobhuza did not discover it until 1973, at which point he discarded it on the grounds of its being British. Five years later he implemented a better Constitution that, surprisingly enough, left all political power in his own hands.

He died in 1982. The Constitution declared that he should be succeeded by one of his children, which seemed simple at first but was complicated by the revelation of his having had over 600 children. (Apparently he had time on his hands for more than political power.) It took four years to find the right son, and King Mswati III has reigned ever since.

And so it goes.


Anonymous said...

Regarding your post about Sir Walter Raleigh's founding of Roanoke: The photo you are using is grossly misidentified. What you are displaying is an image of Captain James Cook meeting the Nuu-chah-nulth people on western Vancouver Island.

Kevin said...

Not to put too fine a point on this but the photo comes from the book "The pictorial history of the United States of America" by John Frost 1852, p 75. The original drawing was by W. Croome. If the book cited the wrong facts then I stand corrected.