Thursday, September 2, 2010

National Beheading Day

You may notice that some sites note that today is National Beheading Day. It's a completely made up holiday (were it true, I'd be all over it like 'white on rice'.)

But hey, wish your boss Happy National Beheading Day. Enjoy the odd look they give you.

New York Post 9/2/10 - Dodge Charger owner upset vehicle crushed by suicidal fall

Her car was crushed -- and so is she.

A New Jersey woman is devastated that her precious sports car -- just repaired and fully gassed up -- was wrecked by a suicidal man's 40-story attempted death leap on the Upper West Side.

"I miss it. It's my baby," moaned Maria McCormack, who regrets lending her husband the 2008 Dodge Charger Tuesday for work. "I want to meet [Tom Magill] and say, 'Why? Why my car out of all the cars in the city?' "

McCormack's husband, Guy, had the $14,000 muscle car parked behind 75 West End Ave. when Magill soared from 400 feet and landed on the rear windshield and trunk.

The vehicle broke his 126-mph fall and likely saved his life -- but it killed the car, which was so extensively damaged that the insurance company will total it out.

"I wonder how he feels now that he made it. Does he feel like an idiot?" said Maria. "I hope he's OK. But I just want to know why."

I wonder if Maria feels like an idiot this morning after she reads the Post. Remember, if you see Maria to wish her a Happy Beheading Day, she seems like such a kind and compassionate lady.

September 2, 1950 -
Audience - Rigoletto!

Another classic Daffy/ Porky outing, The Ducksters, was released on this date. I can still weep with laughter thinking about this cartoon.

On the game show Porky Pig wins:
1. The Rocky Mountains
2. A 17- Jewel half Nelson
3. The La Brea Tar Pits
4. The Rock of Gibraltar
5. 600 gallons of genuine Niagara Falls
6. $26,000,000.03

Today in History -
On this date in 1666, Thomass Farrinor forgot to put out his oven at the end of his shift.

Unfortunately, the resulting fire cost him his job as official baker to King Charles II of England and started the Great Fire of London.

On the plus side, it burned out of control and destroyed four-fifths of London, thereby ending the Black Plague.

Lydia Kamekeha Liliuokalani was born on this date in 1838.

Upon the death of her brother in 1891, she became sovereign Queen of Hawaii. This was considered posing by the American colonials of Hawaii, who reminded her that monarchy was unconstitutional in the United States.

She reminded them that Hawaii was not part of the United States. This was more than unconstitutional: it was cheeky. She was immediately deposed, then wrote wrote "Aloha Oe" and retired.

September 2, 1901-
Twelve days before the assassination of President William McKinley, Vice President Theodore Roosevelt offered the advice, "Speak softly and carry a big stick," in a speech at the Minnesota State Fair.

Roosevelt described his style of foreign policy as "the exercise of intelligent forethought and of decisive action sufficiently far in advance of any likely crisis."

USS Shenandoah was the first of four United States Navy rigid airships. She was built from 1922 to1923 at Lakehurst Naval Air Station, and first flew in September, 1923. She developed the Navy's experience with rigid airships, even making the first crossing of the North American continent by airship.

On September 2, 1925, Shenandoah departed Lakehurst on a promotional flight to the Midwest which would include flyovers of 40 cities and visits to state fairs. Testing of a new mooring mast at Dearborn, Michigan was included in the schedule.

While passing through an area of thunderstorms and turbulence over Ohio early in the morning of the 3rd, the airship was torn apart and crashed in several pieces near Caldwell, Ohio. Shenandoah's commanding officer, Commander Zachary Lansdowne, and 13 other officers and men were killed.

Russ Columbo, was an American singer, violinist and actor, most famous for his signature tune, Prisoner of Love, and the legend surrounding his early death.

On September 2, 1934, Columbo was shot under peculiar circumstances by his longtime friend, photographer Lansing Brown. Columbo was visiting him at the studio one day. In lighting a cigarette, Brown lit the match by striking it against the wooden stock of an antique French dueling pistol. The flame set off a long-forgotten charge in the gun, and a lead pistol ball was fired. The pistol ball ricocheted off a nearby table and hit Columbo in the left eye, killing him almost instantly.

Columbo's death was ruled an accident, and Brown exonerated from blame. His funeral mass was attended by numerous Hollywood luminaries, including Bing Crosby and Columbo's fiancée Carole Lombard.

Literally, with friends like this, who needs enemies.

And so it goes.

1 comment:

zoe said...

i'm kind of scared to go outside today, now.
maria, maria... there is something *so wrong* with humanity.
and then the final story, that special bullet...
at least it's national beheading day. thank god!