According to the Gregorian calendar, July is the seventh month. On the Roman calendar, it was the fifth month and it was called 'Quintilis', meaning 'fifth'. Julius Caesar gave the month 31 days in 46 B.C. Being a dictator he could. Luckily for us he didn't authorize the constant changing of underpants or most of the glory that was Rome may never have been built, due the high laundry bills. The Roman Senate named it 'Julius', in honor of Caesar because - well, he was a dictator.
July is usually the hottest month of the year in the Northern Hemisphere. July is one of the winter months in the Southern Hemisphere. The climate is mild in most of the Southern Hemisphere, with the exception of the COLD Antarctica, and the cold, rainy part of South America.
During July, when there isn't much rain, the grass often loses it's greenness. Some flowers are abundant in July, because they strive on the heat. Also, insects are abundant as well - life is striving in July (in the Northern Hemisphere anyway)!
Independence Day is observed in the United States on July 4. On that day in 1776, the Continental Congress adopted the Declaration of Independence. In France, a similar holiday, Bastille Day, occurs on July 14. Several other countries celebrate national independence in July. Independence Day is celebrated in Venezuela on July 5; in Argentina, July 9; in Belgium, July 21; and in Peru, July 28. In my home, July 12th is a national holiday.
The Ruby is the gem for July.
The water lily is the flower for the month of July.
Here are some of the causes recognized in July
American Beer Month.
Anti-Boredom Month ( I believe I have been nominated several times as the spokesperson but an Eastern syndicate always lobbies heavily for Carrot Top. What can I do?)
Boredom is an important sign of depression.
July is National Baked Beans Month.
You all know - Beans, beans, the magically fruit...
Hemochromatosis Screening Awareness Month.
For goodness sake get yourself screened
Hitchhiking Month
Remember, if you're on a dark and lonely road during a thunderstorm, pick up that hitchhiker.
July is National Hot Dog Month - National Hot Dog Day is July 23.
Remember don't look too closely into the bit end of your hot dog
Ice Cream Month (National)
Remember to SCREAM about it
Lead Poison Control Week
So lick that wall kidsPeach Month (There seems to be some confusion on whether National Peach Month is in July or August.
So Dammit, dare to eat the peach!!!)Read An Almanac Month
Which is evident that I do all the time.National Therapeutic Recreation Week.
So Happy Ends for everyone
Here is your Today in History:
July 1 - Canada celebrates Canada Day (Canadian for "Fourth of July") today. Canada is the second-largest nation in the world. It is not part of the United States.
In the 142 years of their nationhood, Canadians have given the world paint rollers, snowmobiles, electric organs, green ink, toboggans, snow blowers, plexiglass, and the push-up bra.
Canada has about the same population as California, but fewer Scientologists.
A 7-Eleven in Winnipeg sells more slurpees per capita than any other store in the world.
Today is the 30th anniversary of the Canadian national anthem, 'Like America, But Colder.'
Canada's leading export to the United States is Canadians. Dan Aykroyd, who happens to have been born exactly 58 years ago today, is one.
Pamela Anderson is another, and was also born today, although she's younger (most of her is 40ish, but some parts are significantly younger).
Other Canadian exports: Bryan Adams, Paul Anka, Alexander Graham Bell, Raymond Burr, John Candy, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion, Michael J. Fox, John Kenneth Galbraith, Peter Jennings, kd lang, Marshall McLuhan, Joni Mitchell, Alice Munro, Oscar Peterson, William Shatner, Alex Trebek, Shania Twain, Neil Young and of course, Lorne Greene.
Canada's national bird is the beaver.
July 1, 1912 -
Drama critic Harriet Quimby took a passenger up in her new Blériot monoplane from Boston to fly over Dorchester Bay at the Harvard-Boston Aviation Meet. As she descended for landing, the plane went into a dive and, without seat belts, she and her passenger were thrown out into the shallow water of the bay, where they struck the muddy bottom and were crushed to death.
Quimby was the first American to receive a pilot's license (1911) and was the first woman to solo across the English Channel (1912).
Kids, put on the damn seat belt.
For your viewing entertainment today - 100 Greatest Movie Insults
After that, the put downs you can come up with just don't seem bad enough.
If you are traveling today, have a safe and sane Fourth of July. (As usual, I've already left for my mini vacation - so if I missed some breaking news event, like photos of Elena Kagan posing for Playboy's "Deans of the Ivy League" shows up - you'll have to excuse me.)
And so it goes
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