Are we headed back to the 70's?

The local papers are starting their terror campaign to freak people out about the economic downturn. It will be so bad, according to them, that NYC will return to it's nadir period - the 70's - roving street gang, graffiti and a rise in homelessness.

Think of the more positive aspects that could come back - cheap cocaine and the return of Quaalude.

Today in History -

November 19, 1581 -
Russian Czar Ivan The Terrible kills his son, Ivan, The Merely Petulant. The younger Ivan interrupted the elder Ivan, who was beating Ivan Jr's pregnant wife because of her inappropriate garb. Still in a fit of range, dad smote his son with a staff, killing him.



This is what passed for family life amongst the Royals in the Middle Ages in Russia.


On November 19, 1620, a group of maniacal religious fanatics reached North America and stepped ashore on Plymouth Rock. Because America did not yet have a Puritan Government, they developed the Mayflower Compact while still at sea. (William Bradford had argued for a Sporty Coupe, but the more practical John Alden had carried the day.)



Eventually the descendants of these frugal and passionately religious people would invent the Internet and enable the transmission of pornography around the world at light speed.


November 19, 1703 -
The Man in the Iron Mask dies in the Bastille. He was a prisoner of Louis XIV, forced to wear a black velvet mask, and his identity has never been revealed.




Seven score and five years ago today (i.e., November 19, 1863), President Abraham Lincoln delivered the Gettysburg Address. The speech remains an important part of American history on account of its having been written on the back of an envelope despite stringent postal requirements that addresses be printed clearly on the front.




November 19, 1954 -
Driving to Los Angeles, Sammy Davis, Jr. is in a serious automobile accident in San Bernardino. He lost his left eye, but the resultant publicity greatly accelerated his career.




November 19, 1961 -
Michael Rockefeller, 23 year old son of New York Governor Nelson Rockefeller (later Vice President), disappears while searching for Asmat wood carvings in the jungles near Atsj, Papua New Guinea. He was probably eaten by the Asmat. Hence the motto, " Eat the Rich".





36 more shopping days until Christmas, 33 more shopping days until Hanukkah. Shop til you drop. Remember, if you don't, the terrorists have won.


And so it goes