Sunday, May 17, 2015

Good Luck to all the walkers today

It's supposed to be a beautiful day today

If you're not out there, walking for a cure, get outside and support them. (This year marks the 30th annual AIDS Walk New York, the east coast’s first and the world’s largest AIDS fundraising event.) 

Today is Rubber Band Day, honoring Inventor Stephen Perry's receiving a patent for the rubber band on this date in 1845.

(The ACME Corporation is in no way endorsing this sort of behavior.  But what these two young men do in the privacy of their own home is their own constitutionally protected business.)

The U.S. Post Office is the largest consumer of rubber bands in the world – they order millions of pounds per year.

Here's another reason to legalize marijuana - think of the savings if USPS switched to hemp rope (and the number of very mellow postal employees - Please save your e-mails, I know you can't get high from smoking hemp.)

May 17, 1899 -
Thomas Alva Edison
copyrighted the first western film, The Cripple Creek Bar Room, which he had shot at his Black Maria studio in West Orange, New Jersey, on this date.

Although there was little, if any, plot to this short film (please note, the role of a barmaid was played by a man,) it was the first with a setting in the west.

May 17, 1940 -
Garson Kanin's
screwball comedy, My Favorite Wife, opened on this date.

Leo McCarey was supposed to direct the film, but shortly before the filming began he was injured in an automobile accident, and had to hand over the direction to Garson Kanin.

Cary Grant and Randolph Scott, who play rivals in this film, lived together for twelve years from 1932 to 1944 (The ACME Corporation has no comment on this sort of behavior.  But what these two young men did in the privacy of their own home, beach house, or bath house was their own constitutionally protected business.)

May 17, 1950 -
Nicholas Ray's
excellent film noir, In a Lonely Place, starring Humphrey Bogart and Gloria Grahame premiered on this date.

Lauren Bacall and Ginger Rogers were considered for the role of Laurel Gray. Humphrey Bogart naturally wanted his wife to play opposite him, but Warner Bros. refused to release her from her contract. Rogers was reportedly the producers' first choice, but Nicholas Ray convinced them that his own wife, Gloria Grahame, would be the right choice for the role.

May 17, 1955 -
Paramount Pictures
released, The Country Girl, starring Bing Crosby, Grace Kelly and William Holden, based on the Clifford Odets play, on this date.

During filming Grace Kelly managed to have affairs with Bing Crosby, Clark Gable and William Holden, simultaneously (but we assume not on the same date.) The ACME Corporation has been legally barred from commenting on this sort of behavior.  But what the future Princess of Monaco did concurrently with three other dead Hollywood stars in the privacy of their own home or hotel room was their own constitutionally protected business.

May 17, 1980 -
Call Me
by Blondie reached No. 1 on the Billboard charts on this date.

Giorgio Moroder told Billboard magazine that his difficult experience of recording this song with Blondie taught him not to work with rock bands. "There were always fights," he recalled. "I was supposed to do an album with them after that. We went to the studio, and the guitarist was fighting with the keyboard player. I called their manager and quit."

Today in History:
May 17, 1673
Louis Joliet, who unwittingly loaned his name to a prison, and Jacques Marquette first set out to explore the course of the Mississippi, which they believed would lead them to paradise on this date.

Unfortunately it only took them to New Orleans, and they were out of beads.

May 17, 1792 -
drunken stock brokers got together outside of 68 Wall Street in New York under a buttonwood tree on Wall Street which earlier was the site of a stockade fence and signed an agreement with two provisions:

1) the brokers were to deal only with each other. Thereby eliminating the auctioneers, and
2) the commissions were to be .25%.

Thus the New York Stock Exchange was born (and none of it involved a $2 billion dollar loss.)

May 17, 1954 -
The U.S. Supreme Court on this date, in an unanimous decision ruled for school integration in Brown vs. Board of Education of Topeka.

The Brown v. Board of Education decision serves to greatly motivate the civil rights movement of the 1950s and 1960s and ultimately led to the abolishment of racial segregation in all public facilities and accommodations.

May 17, 1973 -
The US Senate began its televised hearings into the Watergate scandal and the role of President Nixon played in it, on this date.

The Watergate affair was a disaster for Pres. Nixon and captivated the nation for over a year, until Nixon finally resigned to avoid being impeached.

May 17, 1974 -
During a gun battle with members of the Symbionese Liberation Army on this date, the LAPD fired tear gas into their Watts hideout. The canisters ignited a fire which soon consumed the house.

Three other SLA members, including kidnapped heiress Patty Hearst, watched the events unfold on TV in their motel room down the street from Disneyland.

Proving once again, it is the happiest place on earth.

May 17, 1992 -
The World Health Organization removed homosexuality from its list of mental illnesses on this date.

You go over there and play the accordion. I'll stay here and beat off the band.

The same day, Bandleader, accordion player, and soap bubble junkie Lawrence Welk died of pneumonia in his beachfront condo in Santa Monica, California (not that there's any connection between the two events.)

May 17,  2004 -
Marcia Kadish and Tanya McCloskey were married at Cambridge City Hall in Massachusetts on this day as the first legally married same-sex couple in the US.

Over 70 other same-sex couples were married on this day as well, sparking a few protests but many more celebrations.

And so it goes


Anonymous said...

Some would argue that the headwaters of the Mississippi, in northern Minnesota, are paradise. I might agree but for the voracious mosquitoes and the very long, very cold winters. But there is a barbecue joint in Minneapolis named for Pere Marquette that is pretty close to gastronomic paradise.

Kevin said...

I remembered that you had mentioned that previously and tried, without success, to weave that into the tale of the intrepid explorers.