Sunday, November 10, 2013

Unfortunate signage of the day

I'm almost sure they mean something else:

November 10, 1956 -
Billie Holiday returned to the stage at Carnegie Hall after a three-year absence on this date.

The concert was called, by some, a high point in jazz history .

November 10, 1967 -
The Moody Blues released their hit, Nights in White Satin, on this date. This was written by Justin Hayward, who joined the band the previous year. He got the idea for the song after someone gave him a set of white satin sheets - yes, sometimes, it's just that inane.

The Moody Blues recorded the album with The London Festival Orchestra, which never actually existed - it was the name given to the musicians put together to make this album. The orchestral parts were performed separately and edited between and around the Moody Blues parts, so the orchestra did not actually accompany the group.

November 10, 1969 -
Come and play. Even at 44, everything's A-OK.

Sesame Street premiered on PBS-TV on this date.

Wow, I didn't know Guy Smiley was still on the show

November 10, 1969 -
Just four months after the Apollo 11 moon landing, Columbia Pictures released the thriller Marooned, directed by John Sturges and starring Gregory Peck and Gene Hackman, in U.S. theaters on this date.

Jim Lovell commander of the later Apollo 13 mission, would later write in his memoirs that he took his wife to see Marooned, and the movie added to her anxiety over his coming mission.

Today in History:
November 10, 4004 BC -
Are you having that , "Gee, I'm feeling rather shamed about my engorged genitals today", here's the reason why:

Adam and Eve were driven from Paradise on this date, according to our good old friend Rev. Ussher.

November 10, 1871 -
New York Newspaperman Henry M. Stanley finally found Scottish explorer Dr. Livingstone at Ujiji near Lake Tanganyika (helpfully identified by some sources as being "near Unyanyembe"), and remarked, "Dr. Livingstone, I presume?", on this date.

This was extremely witty and therefore historical.

November 10,  1911 -
The following entry was made by George Levick, a surgeon and the medical officer on Scott's famous 1910-1913 expedition to the South Pole: This afternoon I saw a most extraordinary site - A Penguin was actually engaged in sodomy upon the body of a dead white throated bird of its own species.

How I know this and why I though it important to note it in this blog speaks volumes to my education and general mental state.

November 10, 1925 -
Richard Burton was born on this date.

No, not the Victorian international man of mystery, self-circumcisor and male brothel frequenter but Welsh actor with the greatest voice of the 20th Century.  Ronald Reagan somehow figures into this story.

November 10, 1928 -
Playing against Army at Yankee Stadium, Notre Dame football coach Knute Rockne gave what is considered the greatest locker room speeches of all time by saying "Win one for the Gipper."

Somehow Ronald Reagan got mixed up in all of this.

November 10, 1928 -
Michinomiya Hirohito was crowned the 124th Emperor of Japan, Emperor Showa on this date.

Some how Ronald Reagan got mixed up in this, as well.

November 10, 1938 -
Mustafa Kemal Atatürk, one of the most extraordinary men of the 20th Century. statesman and first President of Modern Turkey, died of cirrhosis of the liver on this date.

Will Durant had said, "men devoted to war, politics, and public life wear out fast, and all three had been the passion of Atatürk."

Ronald Reagan makes a bizarre appearance here

November 10, 1940 -
Walt Disney begins serving as a secret informer for the Los Angeles office of the FBI, to report back information on Hollywood subversives. He was made a "Full Special Agent in Charge Contact" in 1954.

We should note that Disney was also atheist, Neo-Nazi, racist and possible child pornography collector, thus subversive in his own little way. Also remember that he reported in directly to a cross-dressing, homosexual who would never make left turns in his car. 

You just knew Reagan was going to show up here.

November 10, 1975 -
The 729-foot-long freighter SS Edmund Fitzgerald sank during a storm on Lake Superior, killing all 29 crew on board

and unfortunately is the subject of Gordon Lightfoot's annoying hit song, The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald.

Thankfully, Mr. Reagan was not in Canada at the time.

And so it goes.

There are 19 days until Thanksgiving and the start of Hanukkah.(It seems I lost count yesterday)
With only 45 days until Christmas, getting on the 'Good' list might be a problem.

(more about Krampus next month)

You may have to consider bribery or religious conversion. I'm not sure where Hanukkah Harry stands on the whole naughty/ nice deal.

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