Either the sky is falling or it's not. Or the wolf is at the door or someone is crying wolf.
Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. - Ogden Nash
Among the things we celebrate this month are:
* Cataract Awareness Month
* Hemophilia Month
* Chronic Fatigue Syndrome Awareness Month
* Colorectal Cancer Awareness Month (Please stay out of Katie Couric's butt!)
* Rosacea Awareness Month
* Deaf History Month
* National Women's History Month
* Foot Health Month
* Furniture Refinishing Month
* Humorists Are Artists Month
* International Hamburger & Pickle Month
* Irish-American Heritage Month (Please don't let the Catholic High Schoolers know that St. Patrick's Day can be celebrated all month long.)
* Poison Prevention Awareness Month
* Red Cross Month (Hopefully they'll catch a break and there'll be fewer disasters this month.)
* Talk with Your Teen about Sex Month
* National Umbrella Month
* Social Worker's Month (If you don't talk to your kids about sex.)
Today is National Pig Day honoring the porcine fellow. According to one of the holiday's creators, the purpose of National Pig Day is "to accord the pig its rightful, though generally unrecognized, place as one of man's most intellectual and domesticated animals."
Everybody should go wallow in the mud and kiss a pig (or not.)
I haven't seen a video from the folks at OneMinuteGalactica in a while and this was well worth the wait. Kids drag your chairs close to the screen - we're going to learn all about Interjections from Star Wars Rock!
Darn, that's the end!
Today in History:
March 1, 1810 -
Frédéric François Chopin, one of the best-known and best-loved composers of the Romantic period, was born on this date.
Chopin s entire musical output was devoted to his favorite instrument, the piano.
March 1, 1932 -
A man, most likely not the convicted and executed Bruno Hauptmann, climbed a makeshift ladder to the 2nd floor of Charles Lindbergh's New Jersey home and snatches his twenty-month-old son, Charles Jr. Whoever took the baby left behind a poorly-written ransom note demanding $50,000 in small bills.
Interesting aside, leading the investigation for the New Jersey state police was Col. H. Norman Schwarzkopf, father of the late Gulf War hero, Stormin Norman, who shares his name.
March 1, 1954 -
The first hydrogen bomb was detonated at Bikini on this date. Even though the bomb was hundreds of times more powerful than the atomic bomb exploded there in 1946, no islanders were evacuated this time. Almost 300 people suffered radiation exposure. The test was so successful that it blew the once happy island into tiny bits that came to be known collectively as the Bikini Atoll.
Shrewd fashion moguls in France put two and two together and invented bell bottoms.
About four hundred years earlier--on March 1, 1562--Jason and his thousand Huguenots were at prayer in Vassy, France, when they were suddenly massacred by Catholics. Huguenots and Catholics subsequently fought The Wars of Religion for over three decades to settle the question of Best Religion Ever. Unfortunately the Edict of Nantes granted religious tolerance in 1598 and the question was never settled to anyone's satisfaction.
March 1, 1969 -
While performing with the Doors at The Dinner Key Auditorium in Miami, the formerly svelte, now tubby alcoholic Jim Morrison asks the audience Do you wanna see my cock? then exposes himself briefly on a Miami stage.
For thus showing his peepee, Morrison received a sentence of six months hard labor.
Mr. Mojo Rising indeed.
Coincidentally, in a weird cosmic way, the Oliver Stone film, The Doors, premiered on the same date in 1991.
The film kicked around for nearly twenty years before it made it into production. Amongst other actors considered for the role at various times were Tom Cruise, Jason Patric, and John Travolta. During the time Travolta was being considered he met the band (who were initially quite involved with the possible production), and they discussed reforming the band and going on tour with Travolta on vocals. In the end the band chose not to do this because they felt John Travolta was too nice to fill Morrison's shoes.
March 1, 1971 -
You may not need a weatherman to tell which way the wind blows but... The radical group Weather Underground exploded a bomb in a restroom of the U.S. Capitol building, causing significant damage on this date. The bomb exploded after an intensive search of the building yielded no results.
Nobody was ever convicted of the attack.
March 1, 1978 -
The body of Charlie Chaplin was stolen for ransom by Galtcho Ganav and Romnan Wardas from a cemetery in Corsier, Switzerland. The actor's corpse was recovered two months later.
One can only hope the little tramp was properly embalmed.
March 1, 1982 -
Russian spacecraft Venera 13 landed on Venus and sent back data.
Frightened scientists try to suppress the video but the world must know.
And so it goes.