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May 11, 1974 -
ABC Records released Steely Dan's Rikki Don't Lose that Number, on this date, (Any Major Dude Will Tell You was the B-side.)
According to an article in Entertainment Weekly, back in 2006, it was revealed that the Rikki in question was Rikki Ducornet , a woman Donald Fagen knew while he attended Bard College.
It's the Three Chilly Saints days again
May 11, 12 and 13 are the feast days of Saints Mamertus, Pancras and Servais (or Servatuis or Gervatuis.) These three are known as the Three Chilly Saints not because they were cold during their lifetimes, but because these days are traditionally the coldest of the month. English and French folklore (and later American) held that these days would bring a late frost. In Germany, they were called the Icemanner, or Icemen Days, and people believed it was never safe to plant until the Icemen were gone.
Another bit of folklore claimed, "Who shears his sheep before St. Servatius's Day loves more his wool than his sheep." Allow you mind to wander to think of all the dirty jokes you can now tell yourself.
May 11, 1944 -
George Cukor's atmospheric thriller Gaslight, starring Charles Boyer and Ingrid Bergman, premiered on this date
The first time Ingrid Bergman met Charles Boyer was the day they shot the scene where they meet at a train station and kiss passionately. Boyer was the same height as Bergman, and in order for him to seem taller, he had to stand on a box, which she kept inadvertently kicking as she ran into the scene. Boyer also wore shoes and boots with 2-inch heels throughout the movie.
May 11, 1969 -
It's ... the day the Monty Python comedy troupe was formed.
John Cleese and Graham Chapman were introduced to Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones and Michael Palin on the set of their British TV series, Do Not Adjust Your Set.
May 11, 1970 -
The song Long & Winding Road by the Beatles was released in the US on this date.
It was their last American release.
Today in History:
May 11, 1310 -
For you fans of the Da Vinci Code, 54 members of the Knights Templar were burned at the stake in France for being heretics on this date.
Established during the Crusades to protect pilgrims traveling to the Holy Land, this military order came into increasing conflict with Rome until Clement V officially dissolves it at the Council of Vienna in 1312.
May 11, 1812 -
Spencer Perceval was a British statesman and Prime Minister. He is the only British Prime Minister to have been assassinated. On this date in 1812, Perceval was on his way to attend a session of Parliament when he was shot through the heart in the lobby of the House of Commons by a mentally unsound man, John Bellingham, who blamed his financial instability on a casual suggestion of Perceval.
He died almost instantly, uttering the words "I am murdered", and Bellingham gave himself up to officers. He was found guilty and hanged a week later. It is often thought to be illegal to die in the Palace of Westminster, and the place of his actual death and the place of his recorded death are unknown.
May 11, 1888 -
Israel Isidore Beilin was a Russian-born naturalized American composer and lyricist, and one of the most prolific American songwriters in history. Berlin was one of the few Tin Pan Alley/Broadway songwriters who wrote both lyrics and music for his songs.
Although he never learned to read music beyond a rudimentary level, with the help of various uncredited musical assistants or collaborators, he eventually composed over 3,000 songs, many of which (e.g. "God Bless America", "White Christmas", "Anything You Can Do", "There's No Business Like Show Business") left an indelible mark on American music and culture. He composed seventeen film scores and twenty-one Broadway scores.
May 11, 1907 -
A derailment outside Lompoc, California kills 32 Shriners, when their chartered train jumps off the tracks at a switch near Surf Depot. Many of them were scalded to death when the steam boiler ruptured.
No word on the fate of their groovy fezzes.
May 11, 1949 -
Siam changed its name to Thailand, because everyone was getting tired of those jokes where one guy would say, "Are you familiar with this place?" and the other guy would go "Yeah, Siam," and the first guy would go, "You gonna tell me where we are?" and the other guy would be like, "Yes: Siam." and it would go on and on and they'd never give it a rest.
Had anyone foreseen the glut of restaurants trading on the new name, however—Beau Thai, Thai Me Up, Thai One On, etc—the nation might still be called Siam.
May 11, 1960 -
Four Mossad agents abduct factory foreman, junior water engineer and professional rabbit farmer Ricardo Klement
(and, oh yeah he was also know as fugitive Nazi war criminal Adolf Eichmann) from a bus stop in Buenos Aires.
May 11, 1981 -
Jamaican music legend and U.N. Peace Medal recipient Bob Marley died of brain cancer in a Miami hospital at the age of 36 on this date.
Marley had quietly begun a course of radiation therapy at Sloan-Kettering a few months prior, but abandoned it just two days later after word leaked out.
And before I let you go, here's a heartwarming human interest story from Great Britain: A Mr.Charles Philip Arthur George Mountbatten-Windsor from London, a 64 year old ne'er do well, gentleman farmer and divorcee, won a chance to host the evening weather forecast for BBC Scotland, the other day.
While he did not embarrass himself, his mom wistfully thought about how nice it would be if he had a real job but then realized what that would entail.
And so it goes
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