April 28, 1941 -
Ann-Margret Olsson, actress, singer and dancer, was born on this date.
If anyone would know if Elvis was still alive, it would be Ann-Margret.
April 28, 1950 -
James Douglas Muir Leno, a truly unfunny stand-up comedian, television host and writer, was born on this date.
Beginning this fall, he will be inflicted on the American public every weekday at 10 PM - perhapswe can solve America's energy crisis by turning off all TV in the US at 9:59 PM.
Today in History -
April 28, 585 -
April 28, 1789 -
In the middle of the South Pacific, the crew of the HMS Bounty, led by either Clark Gable, Marlon Brando or Mel Gibson mutinies, setting Charles Laughton, Trevor Howard or Anthony Hopkins and 18 other crewmen adrift in an open boat, so they can hang out with topless Tahitian teens.
Sometimes history is very confusing.
April 28, 1881 -
Billy the Kid escapes from a New Mexico jail, killing jailer Bob Ollinger and a fellow prisoner in the process. Billy will survive for another three months before Pat Garrett finally kills him.
Somehow Jane Russell's braless bodaeous ta-tas are involved in this story
April 28, 1945 -
Italian dictator Benito Mussolini and his mistress Clara Petacci are captured by partisan fighters and executed (castrated and hung upside down on a meat hook).
Just because you can get the trains to run on time does not mean that the voters love you.
April 28, 1996 -
After finishing his lunch at the Broad Arrow Cafe in Port Arthur, Tasmania, 28-year-old Martin Bryant pulls out an AR15 rifle and kills 12 tourists. Then he drives to a nearby bed & breakfast and slays 23 others. Bryant surrenders himself to police the next morning, after catching himself on fire in the act of burning down the B&B.
He wasn't happy with the service.
And so it goes
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