Let the holiday weekend begin !!!

Because of the high cost of gas, many of you probably won't be going anywhere this weekend but some of you will. So please take the Doctor's advice - Drop where you drink and don't drive. Your hosts would much prefer to hustle a hung over guest out the door the next day than get ready for a funeral.

Here is your Today in History -

May 23, 1430 - The French, they are a strange race. A little french shepherdess goes out into a field for a picnic. An instead of getting food poisoning, which was common, hears the voice of God, which is not.



Joan, heeding God' command, heads the army of France to rout the England and help crown a new French King. And for her troubles, Joan of Arc captured by Burgundians today at Compiegne, who sell her to the British. The British, known for their sense of humor, give Joan the ultimate hot foot. This is what comes from being the messenger of God.


May 23, 1498 -
"What a day for an auto da fe..."



Religious fundamentalist Girolamo Savonarola is executed in Florence, Italy for his many heresies. The Catholic Church had already excommunicated the Dominican friar the year before, but Savonarola continued to preach for radical reforms. Among other things, he held "bonfires of the vanities" for his parishioners' worldly possessions, because they competed with the word of God for attention. Brother Savonarola is hanged along with two accomplices and their bodies burned. This is what comes from trying to follow your own understanding of God's words.


May 23, 1618 -
In what is later called the "Second Defenestration of Prague," (yes there was a First) three men representing the soon-to-be Emperor Ferdinand II are thrown from a window in the Hradshin Palace by Protestant noblemen. Luckily for the imperial emissaries, they land on a large pile of trash and survive. But when the Catholic Ferdinand assumes the throne the following year, all hell breaks loose in Europe, starting with Bohemia. Thus begins the horrific religious conflict that comes to be known as the Thirty Years War. Shockingly, given the European sense of time, the war actaully lasted 30 years. It is generally agreed that the war set back the continent a full century.



May 23, 1701 -
Captain William Kidd is hanged in London. After the first attempt fails when the rope snaps, Kidd is brought right back to the gallows and the process repeated. After death, the body is slathered in tar, chained up, and suspended over the Thames where it remains for years as an example to others considering a life of piracy.



Again, the British and their sense of humor.


May 23, 1734 -
Friedrich Anton Mesmer was born on this date. Mr. Mesmer was a physician and hypnotist who developed a peculiar method of therapy-by-suggestion that bears his name to this day: Antonism.



(Antonism should not be confused with antonyms, an antonym for synonyms. Synonyms should not be confused with cinnamon, which is used on hot buns. It will spare embarrassment at the breakfast table if hot buns are not confused with hot buns.)


May 23, 1934 -
200 years later, a group of FBI agents and police officers from two states ambush Bonnie and Clyde on a highway near Gibsland, Louisiana. The men open fire as the bank robbers drive past the concealed posse, unloading hundreds of rounds into the car.



You make the connection.


May 23, 1969 -
"Tommy, can you hear me?
Tommy, can you hear me?"



The Who release Tommy, the first rock opera. Now if we could only get the image of Elton John and those damn boots out of our minds.


May 23, 1984 -
Candy heiress Helen Brach is declared legally dead, seven years after disappearing mysteriously in February 1977, although many of the chocolates manufactured on that February morning are still on the market.



And so it goes.