Sunday, April 20, 2008

Traffic will be heavy

Pope is saying Mass today in Yankee Stadium this afternoon. Please refrain from throwing your empties out onto the field.

Here is your Today in History -

April 20, 1233 -
Pope Gregory IX places the Inquisition, in existence since 1227, under the aegis of the Dominican Order. Torture is apparently sometimes necessary to save souls, and the office continues to exist today as the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith. And until a few years ago, the congregation was headed by Prefect Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger.

April 20, 1889 -
In Braunau, Austria, Klara Hitler gives birth to a bouncing baby little evil bastard named Adolf.




April 20, 1979 -
President Jimmy Carter is attacked by a Killer Swamp Rabbit, while on vacation in Plains GA. The rabbit swam menacingly towards him, and he had to repel the ferocious creature with a paddle. There were no injuries. Press Secretary Jody Powell leaked the story to the press, and the White House had a lot of explaining to do.



April 20, 1992 -
Alone in his apartment watching TV, British comedic legend Benny Hill suffers a fatal heart attack. His bloated toupeeless body with his underwear around this ankles are found four days later



April 20, 1993 -
Latoya Jackson's husband and manager, Jack Gordon, is arrested after allegedly beating her with a dining room chair in their New York apartment.

And so it goes

No comments: