Thursday, August 8, 2024

I need to lie down on the fainting couch after this

For reasons unknown, today is Sneak Some Zucchini on Your Neighbor’s Porch Day:



You know thinking about it, somehow it seems somewhat dirty. (BTW, today is International Female Orgasm Day. Only you can figure out the connection between the two for yourself.)


August 8, 1953 -
The song Vaya con Dios recorded by Les Paul and his wife Mary Ford reached number one on the Billboard magazine Best Seller Chart and stayed there for 9 weeks.



In 2005, the 1953 Les Paul and Mary Ford recording was inducted in the Grammy Hall of Fame.


August 8, 1960 -
Decca Records in England refuses to release Ray Peterson's latest single, Tell Laura I Love Her, going so far as to throw away 25,000 pressings of the teen-tragedy song, which they feel is "too tasteless and vulgar for the English sensibility."



A cover by Ricky Valance proves them wrong by going straight to #1. (The grisly song, in which a stock-car driver mutters the title words before he dies, ironically only reaches #7 in America.)


August 8, 1960 -
Brian Hyland's song Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini reached number one on the pop charts.



For most of his adult life, a man named Paul Van Valkenburgh claimed that he wrote this under the name Paul Vance, and that he sold the rights to it when he was young. Even his wife, who he was married to for 40 years, believed him. When Valkenburgh died in 2006, his obituary reported that he wrote the song, and relatives of the real Paul Vance received condolences, only to find out that Vance was very much alive and had the royalty checks to prove that he really did write the song. According to Vance, he has no ill feelings toward Valkenburgh, and claims that the song has made him several million dollars.


August 8, 1963 -
John Sturges' adventure film, The Great Escape, starring Steve McQueen, premiered on this date.



In the film, several Americans were amongst the escapees. In real-life, American officers assisted with the construction of the escape tunnel, but weren't amongst the escapees, because the Germans moved them to a remote compound just before the escape.


August 8, 1980 -
The fantasy musical Xanadu, starring Olivia Newton-John and Gene Kelly, debuts to scathing reviews ("In a word, Xana-don't.") on this date, and inspires the Golden Raspberry Awards for the worst films of the year.



The film was meant to launch Olivia Newton-John's career as a solo star. Due to its complete failure at the American box office, it became the one and only time she received top billing without a co-star in a theatrical release.


August 8, 1987 -
U2 scored their second US No.1 single from their Joshua Tree album with I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For on this date.



This was influenced by gospel music. Bono wanted The Joshua Tree to explore various forms of American music they had encountered while touring there. The album's co-producer Daniel Lanois said he nudged Bono in the gospel direction on tracks like this one.


August 8, 1988 -
N.W.A released their debut album Straight Outta Compton on this date, which has been certified triple platinum and became the first rap album inducted into the Grammy Hall of Fame.



Not merely depicting Compton’s street violence, the track F#*% tha Police drew an FBI agent’s warning letter, which aided N.W.A’s notoriety, with N.W.A calling itself “the world’s most dangerous group.”


Another ACME Saftey Film


(We had to run an unexpected errand today, so sorry this is an abbreviated posting.) Today in History:
August 8, 1908 -
Wilbur Wright made his first public flight demonstration for the first time to a very skeptical audience in Le Mans, France, at the Hunaudières horse racing track, on this date.



Wilber's ability to effortlessly make banking turns and fly a circle amazed and stunned onlookers, including several pioneer French aviators, among them Louis Bleriot.


August 8 1925 -
(Please note, this is not footage of the January 6th insurrerction.) 40,000 robed Klansmen march down Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington, D.C. -- a bit less than 1% of total Klan membership (and the Klan membership included about 15% of the nation's eligible voting population.)



Very scary, boys and girls, very scary (Please don't let a certain indicted former government official see this clip.)


August 8, 1929 -
Taking off from Lakehurst N.J., heading east, the German airship Graf Zeppelin began its 21-day, around-the-world flight.



The flight was partly sponsored by American newspaper publisher William Randolph Hearst, who paid for about half the cost of the flight in return for exclusive media rights in the United States and Britain.


August 8, 1942 -
Eight Germans secretly entered the US during World War II with plans to attack the US civil infrastructure. They were captured due to information provided by two of the Nazis, George Dasch and Ernest Burger.



Dasch and Burger were imprisoned and the other six Nazi saboteurs were executed on this date. In 1948, President Harry S. Truman released Dasch and Burger, allowing them to return to Germany.


August 8, 1945 -
Wanting to help their allies, USSR declared war against Japan in WW II on this date, after confirming the situation in Hiroshima. Soviet troops launched a massive surprise attack (August Storm) against Japanese occupation forces in northern China and Korea. Within days, Tokyo's million-man army in the region had collapsed in one of the greatest military defeats in history.



A large nuclear explosion is a great way to clear one's mind.


August 8, 1963 -
By tampering with railway signals, a 15 man team halted the Glasgow-to-Euston Royal Mail train in Buckinghamshire on this date. The criminals make off with 120 sacks containing £2.6 million in cash. The incident goes down in history as "The Great Train Robbery."



For some bizarre reason, Phil Collins starred in a movie based on one of the men involved in the robbery.


August 8, 1968 -
The first successful heart transplant in Japan occurred when Dr. Juri Wada removed a beating heart from a teenager whom he had declared brain dead, and transplanted it into another teenager with congenital heart disease on this date.

The boy who received the transplant lived for another three months and Dr. Wada was arrested for murder. His trial dragged on for six years before it was finally dropped.


August 8, 1968 -
Someone should have said "beware the 8th of August" to Richard Nixon!



Richard M. Nixon was nominated for president at the Republican National Convention in Miami Beach. Later that day, Nixon chose Maryland Gov. Spiro T. Agnew to be his running mate. (Read on, if you dare.)


August 8, 1969
At a ‘zebra crossing’ in London,

four bitterly fractious friends are forced to take a picture on this date.



Photographer Iain Macmillan took one of the most famous photographs of all time - the cover of the Beatles album, Abbey Road.


August 8, 1973 -
VP Spiro T Agnew branded as "damned lies" reports he took kickbacks from government contracts in Maryland on this date.

He vowed not to resign (Right!)


August 8, 1974 -
Richard M. Nixon resigned the office of the presidency on this date, the first American president in history to do so (actually Millard Fillmore had resigned from office several times but as no one in the country took any notice of him, he had no one to turn his resignation in to, so he remained in office). His policies as president had been rather liberal. He began arms control agreements with the Soviet Union. He eased relations with China. He established the Environmental Protection Agency, expanded Social Security and state welfare programs and tried to create a national health insurance system. He was also a chronic alcoholic, suffered from a raging persecution complex and had overly active sweat glands.



He won re-election in 1972 in a landslide, but in that same year a group of men broke into the Democratic Party headquarters at the Watergate Hotel, and in that break-in were the seeds of his downfall.


August 8, 1987 -
Lynne Cox became the first person to swim across the icy-cold waters of the Bering Strait from Alaska to the Soviet Union.



Her accomplishment eased Cold War tensions as Ronald Reagan and Mikhail Gorbachev both praised her success.


August 8, 1988 -
Wrigley Field in Chicago was the last Major League Baseball venue to begin holding night games when they turned on its lights for the first time on this date.



The first major league night game happened in Cincinnati, Ohio, in 1935 when President Franklin D. Roosevelt famously switched on the lights.


August 8, 1988 -
Believe it or not, NYC hit a record high of 88 on 8/8/88.



And on 8/8/2018 in NYC, they hit a high of 88, as well.


August 8, 1989 -
The space shuttle Columbia blasted off from Cape Canaveral, Fla., on a secret, five-day military mission to deploy a new Pentagon spy satellite.



But you didn't hear that from me.


August 8, 2017 -
Glen Campbell died at 81 after a long battle with Alzheimer's disease. Campbell released more than 70 studio albums and sold 45 million records worldwide. His hits include: By the Time I Get to Phoenix, Wichita Lineman, Galveston and Rhinestone Cowboy.



His guitar playing can be heard on Strangers in the Night by Frank Sinatra, You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin' by The Righteous Brothers and I'm a Believer by The Monkees.



And so it goes.

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