You might be suspect, if you celebrate this holiday

Do you have anything else to do today? Perhaps you should do it.

Today is Dead Duck Day, an annual event celebrated at the Natural History Museum in Rotterdam, the Netherlands. It's the anniversary of the first known observation of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard duck.



Now that you know, you may go about your business


It's also National Moonshine Day. Moonshine traditionally is an illegally distilled spirit. Mostly made from a corn mash, moonshine is a distilled whiskey that is typically produced by an individual illegally without a permit. Also known as white lightning, mountain dew, homebrew, hillbilly pop, rotgut and too many more to list here.



The X’s on the moonshine jugs symbol represents the number of times a batch was run through the still. If marked XXX, the moonshine is pure alcohol.


June 5, 1939 -
The Wizard of Oz was test screened on this date.



(Bunkies, the video is a joke - the screening though, did occur on this date.)


June 5, 1956 -
Elvis Presley appeared on Milton Berle's TV show on this date. His undulating hip movements during the song Hound Dog cause quite a national controversy. (Once again kids - place one hand upon the screen and the other upon your 'afflicted' region. Feel the healing powers of St. Elvis emanate throughout your body.)



Elvis' pelvis and Uncle Miltie's 'special gift' - American virginity was never the same again.


June 5, 1961 -
Roy Orbison's record Running Scared reached the number one position on the charts, on this date.



This was the last song Roy Orbison ever sung live. His final performance was on December 4, 1988, just two days before his sudden passing, at a Cleveland-area venue. As was his usual habit, Orbison closed the show with Running Scared.


June 5, 1964 -
David Bowie's first ever release was Liza Jane/Louie Louie Go Home on this date, under the name of Davie Jones with The King-Bees.



Despite promoting the single on the television shows Juke Box Jury, Ready Steady Go! and The Beat Room, and receiving good radio coverage, the single sold poorly and the band was subsequently dropped from the label Vocalion Pop. He later changed his name to Bowie to avoid confusion with Monkee Davy Jones.


June 5, 1983 -
U2 played an intimate yet energetic concert, in the rain, at the Red Rocks amphitheater in Colorado, on this date.



It is later released as a concert film called Under a Blood Red Sky.


June 5, 1998 -
Peter Weir's underrated film, The Truman Show (often credited with predicting the reality television phenomenon,) starring Jim Carrey, Laura Linney and Ed Harris, premiered on this date.



In an interview, director Peter Weir stated he wanted to have cameras installed in every theater the film was shown in, having the projectionist at one point cut the power, cut to the viewers, and then cut back to the movie.


June 5, 2018 -
Ocean's 8, directed by Gary Ross and starring Sandra Bullock, Cate Blanchett, Anne Hathaway and Rihanna premiered on this date.



Debbie Ocean speaks German as part of her cover. Sandra Bullock spent most of her childhood in Nürnberg, Germany and is fluent in the language. She holds dual citizenship in both Germany and the United States.

Another job posting from The ACME Employment Agency


Today in History:
June 5, c470/469BC - (this is an approximate date. Literally, calendar makers, as well as most of the citizens of ancient Greece were engaged in their favorite past time- vigorous sodomy.)
Education is the kindling of a flame, not the filling of a vessel.



Socrates was born in Athens, on this date. He served as an infantryman during the Peloponnesian War between Athens and Sparta. A sophist (teacher of philosophy), he claimed not to know anything for certain (including the fact that hemlock was poison) and used the interrogatory method for teaching. He was a major critic of popular belief in Athens and was the protagonist of Plato’s dialogues. He left no written works.


June 5, 1878 -
José Doroteo Arango Arámbula (aka Pancho Villa), one of the most famous generals of the Mexican Revolution (or notorious bandit - history is very fickle that way) was born on this date.



Pancho Villa was also responsible for a raid on Columbus, New Mexico in 1916, which was the first attack on U.S. soil since 1812.


June 5, 1895 -
All the Best Cowboys Have Chinese Eyes



William Lawrence Boyd (aka Hopalong Cassidy,) American icon and actor was born on this date.


June 5, 1938 -
The first machine in history to produce intelligible speech-like sounds was exhibited by Homer Dudley, Richard Riesz, and Stanley Watkins. Called “Pedro, the Voder,” it is put on display to the public at the Franklin Institute in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, on this date.



In addition to human voices, it can imitate the sound of various farm animals.


June 5, 1967 -
The Six Day War erupted in the Middle East as Israel, convinced an Arab attack was imminent, raided Egyptian and Syrian military targets on this date.



I have enough problems with the Chinese government that I don't need any trouble with the entire Middle East by commenting on this or any other fracas.


June 5, 1968 -
Seconds after Senator Robert F. Kennedy was shot by Sirhan Sirhan in a Los Angeles hotel, witnesses wrestle the assassin to the ground and grab his smoking .22-caliber revolver, on this date.



Sirhan later claims to have been acting unconsciously, the result of hypnotic brainwashing, possibly under the orders of a dog named Harvey in Long Island.


June 5, 1975 -
... Come on you stranger, you legend, you martyr, and shine!...



During the Wish You Were Here recording sessions on this date, Syd Barrett just happens to wander into Abbey Road studio while Pink Floyd were mixing Shine On You Crazy Diamond, a song written about Barrett. At first, none of Syd's former bandmates recognizes the fat, bald lunatic who was compulsively brushing his teeth.



When someone tried to break the ice by asking Syd how he had put on so much weight, he maniacally replied, "I've got a very large fridge in the kitchen, and I've been eating a lot of pork chops!" This would be the last time any of the Pink Floyd members saw him.


June 5, 1976 -
Located in the eastern part of Idaho, between Fremont and Madison counties, the Teton Dam, an earthen dam on the Teton River suffered a catastrophic failure while it was being filled for the first time, on this date.



The collapse of the dam resulted in the deaths of eleven people and 16,000 livestock. The dam cost about $100 million to build and the federal government paid over $300 million in claims related to its failure. Total damage estimates have ranged up to $2 billion. The dam has never been rebuilt.


June 5, 1981 –
The Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention reported that five people in Los Angeles, California, had a rare form of pneumonia seen only in patients with weakened immune systems,

in what turns out to be the first recognized cases of AIDS.


June 5, 1998 -
Reuters and ABC News both erroneously reported the death of Bob Hope, after Arizona congressman Bob Stump announced the comedian's demise on the floor of the U.S. Congress.

This was a tremendous surprise to Bob Hope himself, who was eating breakfast at the time.

Oops.



And so it goes.