Happy Palm Sunday

The name Palm Sunday comes from the tradition for worshippers being given palm 

fronds which they use to participate in the reenactment of Christ's arrival in 

Jerusalem.



Once again, Our sponsor ACME will quote the great theologian, my mother:




"I swear to God if you kids don't cut that shit out, I will beat your asses all the 

way home with those palms, in front of all your friends. I don't care how 

embarrassed you are."

St. Monica of Hippo has nothing on the good doctor's mom.


Today is also International Moment of Laughter Day. Unlike many of the 'holidays' 

that litter the internet, we know who created this one. The unofficial holiday, 

created by motivational speaker Izzy Gesell, encourages people to forget the 

stresses of daily life and give into the healing and relaxing power of laughter.



Alright, don't translate the joke from German, enjoy the skit otherwise, and then 

go back to your miserable life.


April 14, 1883 -
Leo Delibes' opera Lakme, premiered in Paris on this date.



The main reason you've probably even know this opera is because of the duet, 

Viens and Mallika sing, Les Liens en Fleurs (The Flower Duet) in Act I has become 

widely used in ads, as well as in films (I'll stop now.)



That anyone knows an opera from the late 19th Century is amazing.


April 14, 1939 -
William Wyler's Wuthering Heights, starring Merle Oberon and Laurence Olivier, 

premiered in New York, on this date.



Laurence Olivier found himself becoming increasingly annoyed with William Wyler's 

exhausting style of film-making. After yet another take, he is said to have 

exclaimed, "For God's sake, I did it sitting down. I did it with a smile. I did 

it with a smirk. I did it scratching my ear. I did it with my back to the camera. 

How do you want me to do it?" Wyler's retort was, "I want it better." However, 

Olivier later said these multiple takes helped him as a succeed as a film actor. 


April 14, 1945 -
Tex Avery retooled his Warner Brothers cartoon, Dangerous Dan McFoo, and remade it 

for MGM as The Shooting of Dan McGoo. It was released on this date.



This is probably the better version, but what do I know.


April 14, 1967 -
The Bee Gees released their single in England, New York Mining Disaster 1941, on 

this date.



The Gibb brothers wrote the song when they were sitting in the dark on some studio 

stairs at Polydor Records imagining they were stuck in a mine accident. There was 

no such event, and the lyrics are totally fictional. 


April 14, 1989 -
Cameron Crowe's comedy Say Anything..., starring  John Cusack, Ione Skye, John 

Mahoney, and that boom box, went into general release in the US on this date.  



Director Cameron Crowe couldn't find the love song he wanted until he heard Peter 

Gabriel's In Your Eyes. Gabriel asked to see part of the movie, and Crowe had the 

production company send him an unfinished cut. Gabriel gave permission to use the 

song, saying he liked the film, but not the lead character overdosing at the end. 

Crowe realized that Gabriel had actually been sent a copy of Wired. 


April 14, 1989 -
The British group Fine Young Cannibals had their first hit when the song She Drives 

Me Crazy hit #1 on the charts on this date.



This was their first #1 single in the US. Despite being from England, FYC never 

had a #1 single in the UK. The album The Raw and the Cooked went to #1, though.


Nope, I haven't read this one either


Today in History:
April 14, 73 -
With the 10th Roman Legion about to breach the gates of their mountaintop fortress, 

960 Sicarii Jews committed mass suicide at Masada on this date. According to 

Josephus, the radical cult selected ten swordsmen by lottery to perform the killing.



Then they held a second lottery to choose one man to kill the remaining nine. 

Finally, the last one fell on his sword.

I 'll take my chances with the Powerball lottery.


April 14, 1828 -
Noah Webster published his American Dictionary of the English Language on this date. 

He was a man who'd grown up in America at a time when Americans from different 

states could barely understand each other, because they spoke with such different 

accents and even different languages.



Americans in Vermont spoke French, New Yorkers spoke Dutch, and the settlers in 

Pennsylvania spoke German. All these different languages were influencing American 

English, and there were no standards of spelling or meaning.

Please note: the phrase "fake news" was not in that edition of the dictionary.


April 14, 1865 -
So, how was the play Mrs. Lincoln?




On the evening of Good Friday, just after 10 p.m., President Abraham Lincoln received

 a cranial gunshot wound from well-known actor, John Wilkes Booth, while attending 

a performance of the play, Our America Cousin at the Ford Theatre on this date. 

Booth shouted out “sic semper tyrannis” (thus always to tyrants), Virginia’s state 

motto, after shooting Pres. Lincoln. He leaped to the stage, breaking his left leg 

on impact, and escaped through a side door.



Lincoln died the following day, primarily from ill-advised attempts to extract the 

bullet lodged in his brain.


On April 14, 1894, a public Kinetoscope parlor was opened by the Holland Bros. in 

New York City at 1155 Broadway, on the corner of 27th Street - the first commercial 

motion picture house. The venue had ten machines, set up in parallel rows of five, 

each showing a different movie. For 25 cents a viewer could see all the films in 

either row; half a dollar gave access to the entire bill.



The ten films that comprise the first commercial movie program: Barber Shop, 

Bertoldi (mouth support) Ena Bertoldi (a British vaudeville contortionist), 

Bertoldi (table contortion), Blacksmiths, Roosters (some manner of cock fight), 

Highland Dance, Horse Shoeing, Sandow (Eugen Sandow, a German strongman), Trapeze, 

and Wrestling. As historian Charles Musser described, a "profound transformation of 

American life and performance culture" had begun.

They were sure to have plenty of kleenex on hand.


April 14,1910 -
President William Howard Taft began a sports tradition by feebly throwing out the 

first pitch on baseball’s Opening Day.



Taft threw to Washington Senator pitcher Walter Johnson, who went on to hurl a 

shutout win, allowing the Philadelphia Phillies just one hit and ending the day with 

a 3-0 victory for Washington.

Be thankful that Gov. Christie's career is over and you'll never had to see him 

again in his baseball uniform sporting a camel toe.


April 14, 1912 - 11:40 pm.
Mr and Mrs Sturges are arguing about whether or not Mrs Sturges will return to 

Europe with her husband after the boat docks in New York.  In the heat of the 

moment, Julia Sturges reveals to her husband Richard, that Norman, their son is 

not his but but rather the result of a one-night stand after one of their many 

bitter arguments




Meanwhile in another part of the ship, Jack and Rose witness the horrific events 

of the evening after Jack had sketched Rose in the nude, wearing only the Heart 

of the Ocean, an engagement present from Cal (afterwards, they entered William 

Carter's Renault and engage in sexual congress) ...but that's another story.



The Unsinkable Titantic struck and iceberg, causing damage to six of her 16 'water 

tight' compartments. (Lat. 41° 46' N. and Long. 50° 14' W.)



Originally, a lifeboat drill was scheduled to take place on board the Titanic on 

earlier on this date. However, for an unknown reason, Captain Smith canceled the 

drill. Many believe that had the drill taken place, more lives could have been saved.


April 14, 1924 -
Form follows function - Louis Henry Sullivan



Louis Henri Sullivan, America's greatest 19th and early 20th Century architect 

died on this date. His autobiography was entitled The Autobiography of an Idea.


April 14, 1941 -
Julie Frances Christie, famous beauty and renown actress and Peter Edward "Pete" 

Rose, Sr. (Charlie Hustle) were born on this date.





Unfortunately, unless things change, one of them has a better chance of getting into 

the Baseball Hall of Fame than the other.



And so it goes. 


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