Friday, August 3, 2018

Good taste, and severe FCC fines, prevent me from commenting

Folks, today is National Grab Some Nuts Day.

How you celebrate is between you and your god?


August 3, 1926 -
No matter what age you are, there's a lot of room for learning.
Anthony Dominick Benedetto, last of the great saloon singers was born on this date.







The slacker that Tony Bennett is, still performs over 150 gigs on the road a year.


August 3, 1929 -
Four famous vaudevillian performers took a chance on the new medium of 'talking pictures' with the general release of the film, The Cocoanuts, starring the Four Marx Brothers --

Chico, Groucho, Harpo and Zeppo, on this date,.



Filmed on a stage in New York City. Sound films were still so new that soundproofing was not installed, so the film had to be shot in the early hours of the morning to reduce outside traffic noise.


August 3, 1941 -
Martha Kostyra
, business magnate, television host, author, magazine publisher and ex-con was born on this date.



Remember folks, please don't piss off Martha - she's a woman of a certain age, who can create a magnificent floral arrangements, hold her hard liquor, hangs out with rappers, and kill you with a home made prison shank.


August 3, 1963 -
Allan Sherman
released Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (A Letter from Camp), in the US on this date.



Sherman was a writer on The Steve Allen Show and created the game show I've Got a Secret. He went on to record comedy albums. The song won a 1964 Grammy Award for comedy.

And somehow in the same universe, The Beach Boys’ Surfer Girl was released on this date as well.



Ah, sweet mysteries of life. (The B-side of the single was Little Deuce Coupe.)


August 3, 1996 -
The Macarena by Los Del Rio appeared as #1 on the pop charts on this date. (For God sake, please don't listen.  Save yourself from the ensuing madness.)



This song stayed in the US Top 100 for 60 weeks, the one-time record for the longest run on the singles chart.


No matter where you are in the world at 5 PM tonight


Today in History:
August 3, 1492
-
File this under: more lies my teacher told me.



Christopher Columbus famously sailed from the port of Palos de la Frontera, in southern Spain across the ocean blue in a fleet of three ships: the Nina, the Pinta and the Santa Maria de Nuestra Senora la Reina de Los Angeles de Porciuncula. (Every thing else you think you know about Columbus is a lie.)


August 3, 1921

Under the direction of the Ohio Department of Agriculture, Lt. John A. Macready, a U.S. Army pilot, made the first application of 175 pounds of lead arsenate pesticide with a modified Curtiss JN-6 "Super Jenny.", thus creating crop dusting.



Lt. Macready flight over a six acre Catalpa tree grove near Troy, Ohio, killed almost 99% of the Sphinx Moth caterpillars, saving 5000 trees. The government then utilized aerial application in the Southern states.


August 3, 1943 (I have seen this event posted as happening on August 30th)-
Gen George Patton bitch slapped shell-shocked private Charles Kuhl, in the hospital accusing him of cowardice, on this date.



The incident nearly ended Patton's career; he was ordered by Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower to apologize for this and a second, similar episode. It seemed to help Francis Ford Coppola's career though.


On August 3, 1958, the U.S. nuclear submarine Nautilus accomplished the first undersea voyage to the geographic North Pole.



The world's first nuclear submarine, the Nautilus dove at Point Barrow, Alaska, and traveled nearly 1,000 miles under the Arctic ice cap to reach the top of the world.


August 3, 1966 -
Comedian and social critic Lenny Bruce died of a morphine overdose in his Hollywood Hills home on this date, two years after his original obituary was published in The Realist.



At the time of his death, Bruce was being maliciously harassed by police and districts attorney in various states for his groundbreaking standup performances, causing great difficulty in finding venues at which to perform. After his death, he became a cult hero, many other comics, like George Carlin and Richard Pryor, considering him a martyr to the cause of free speech.


August 3, 1977
Tandy Corporation announced the TRS-80, one of the world’s first mass-produced personal computers.

The basic model originally shipped with 4 KB of RAM.



And so it goes



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